Bailey Johnson

Do you

[relatable @byreIatable]

I wish, I wish, with all my heart, that I can get through these next four weeks without falling apart

[Bailey Johnson @_baileyjohnson]

@jordan_jacobs7 @WomensHumor Hard to argue with that girl has a strong argument

[Bailey Johnson @_baileyjohnson]

Idea for a new Halloween thriller: walking after dark on the UW-Madison campus

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: got so much work, can't go out this weekend.
Fri: well I still have tomorrow
Sat: I'll just work all day Sun
Sun:

[Bailey Johnson @_baileyjohnson]

Can it be fall and 50 now I am done being hot and sweaty this is the MIDWEST wtf

[relatable @byreIatable]

Remember when you were little and you'd fall on the trampoline and everyone would keep jumping so you couldn't get back up? That's college.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

honestly sick of taylor and kanye making their feud about themselves when it's really about Beyoncé having the greatest video of all time

[Bailey Johnson @_baileyjohnson]

@TweetLikeAGirI @BrookeRamos

[Haley @haleyklimesh]

Dear FAFSA,
You shouldn't need my parents financial info bc they don't pay my tuition. I do.
Love,
Everyone who pays for their own tuition

[Bailey Johnson @_baileyjohnson]

I need to stop being "fashionably late" to every single thing I do. At this rate I'm gonna show up fashionably late to my own child's birth

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

We should be grateful to the people who wish to serve, not turn our backs on them. Banning transgender people is hurtful, baseless and wrong

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

transgender people show more courage when they leave their fucking houses in the morning than donald trump has shown his entire life