Sarah

scientist 🧫🧬 | she/her |

[Sarah @_balletandsuch]

I always listen to Run the World while I’m doing planks to remind myself that I’m working on my abs to prepare for the impending female world take over.

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[ThePOTSPostman @ThePOTSPostman]

My doctor, a board certified neurologist with over 20 years of experience believes I need an MRI.

But Frank, from Blue Cross Blue Shield, believes otherwise.

What a joke.

[𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 - ᴰᴱᴹᴼᶜᴿᴬᵀ ⁻ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵏⁱⁿᵈ @InvestigatorCps]

Don't let any man tell you differently!

[Sarah @_balletandsuch]

@usermooseontwt I haven't had a drink in 2ish years and people look at me so weird when I say I'm sober lmao

[Sarah @_balletandsuch]

@alicesmidnights The people shitting on her are also the people that talk about how tragic actors like Robin Williams loss to mental health battles were.

[sarah @sahouraxo]

Seen in Paris, France, today

#Olympic2024 #Paris2024

[ry @ntItcblvd]

i hope people understand if tr*mp wins, he will legitimately fuck with rights a woman has to her body, LGBTQ+ rights, climate change, & so much more. nobody is safe and i need everyone to wake the fuck up and vote if you want to make a change. project 2025 will fuck us all.

[caitlin @caitalopram]

my cat when I close a door

[audra أودرا @audragabrielle_]

STOP SAYING PEOPLE DON'T OWE EACH OTHER ANYTHING!!!

we owe each other community.
we owe each other love.
we owe each other safety.
we owe each other support.

individualism is destroying us.

[Ben Mckelvey @benmckelvey]

UNICEF director says IDF has killed 'at least' 13,000 children in Gaza. 'Thousands more have been injured or we can’t even determine where they are. They may be stuck under rubble… We haven’t seen that rate of death among children in almost any other conflict in the world.'

[Pelham @Resist_05]

🇮🇱 Israel just bombed a refugee camp in Rafah… this is the worst war crime in modern history

THIS IS A GENOCIDE…🇵🇸💔

[Pelham @Resist_05]

There has never been a war in history where 80% of the country has been decimated, 100% of the population displaced and 50% of the deaths children…

So let’s just call it for what it really is… this is a GENOCIDE..🇵🇸💔

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

Aliens (completely bewildered) so the groundhog

Me: is clairvoyant, yes

[CANCER✭ @shortassloni]

me on the first day of my period 😭

[Sarah @_balletandsuch]

@ReadytoglareYT Being told they love how sassy and independent I am until we're in a relationship and then suddenly it's I have an attitude problem.

[natasha @imniceandsmart]

Whenever I catch a whiff of Auntie Anne’s cinnamon sugar pretzel bites in the mall I get lifted up off of my feet and float towards the shop like a cartoon character smelling a pie on a windowsill

[Jenni @hashjenni]

every time ppl talk about how wild they were in high school im just like damn…i was just doing my homework fr

[kate♡ @unimpresst]

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little fucking paperwork.