The Legal White Boy

my B dude | he/him

[The Legal White Boy @_banality_]

Amazing things are happening in Korea

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

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Many of yall could not

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Just saw “Artemis III” and thought it said Article III, the lawyers are tiirrreed……

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@willemhelmet @reactorworld Let’s gooooo

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Toiletries at equinox switched to le labo….

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@contramordor @Ah_Science If this world were just you’d get to experience that process yourself.

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@Actsout @ArmandDoma https://t.co/EBDhK2JLaE

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Guy at the gym using the urinal wearing only a towel, no sandals…diabolical

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AI training at work….

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Smashing machine? What is this, Austin Powers complementing someone’s car?

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Come through we’re gingerly holding our iced matchas by the lid

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I’m in the Chicago Ohare interfaith chapel preaching Zoroastrianism

[The Legal White Boy @_banality_]

Ignatius Reilly:

[WH @hastifliche]

Up early and well vittled at the public house of one McDonald, whom I gather is a rich man & quite pouerful, but presents himself in effigy in the person of a clown. And my lady Cardwell fondled me quite jollily beneath the tables there.

[The Legal White Boy @_banality_]

He has been banished for his crimes

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Wiping the butter off my knife before I spread the jam like it’s a blood soaked katana

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US intervention is necessary in the UK to contain the spread of the bald high fade

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@ChuckReborn Absolutely class

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In Scotland for a matter of days and my dad is already saying “queue” and “boot” and calling things “brilliant”

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Alcibiades:

[Christopher @molochofficial]

I don’t like this

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That one unemployed friend on a Tuesday afternoon: