Zainab Habil

I eat books for meals.

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@adorshoops Seeing u tonight ITS A BAD IDEA RIGHT

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Tbh I’m so jealous of shy people. It would be lovely to stfu sometimes.

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Before you send me a reel ask yourself if this is worth me pausing the TV and unlocking my phone.

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Is my skincare working or am I just ovulating?
- A thriller

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@jibran189 us🫶🏻

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Idk who needs to hear this but he sends those memes to everyone

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@adorshoops Why tf am I just seeing this

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I mainly hate the internet but sometimes some girl with sage burning in the back asks me to relax my shoulders and I’m like wow thankyou girl

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My plans after retirement include watching all the reels I have saved in this lifetime

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There was a time I could finish a whole book in a day and now I need a break from my break

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A fitness regime that violently oscillates between calorie deficit and calorie delusion >>>

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At that delicate point in my twenties where my whole personality is about wanting to move to Goa

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Bombay these days be like get out of the house I fucking dare you

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I find “regret nothing” to be ridiculous advice in a time when alcoholism costs way lesser than therapy.

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I just want to be alive in a world where men believe in buttons again

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God gives his toughest battles to his funniest soldiers so they can all get together and repress their feelings with humour.

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The only thing I find worse than your 5am to 9am routine is having to hear about it.

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Women don’t have trouble being vulnerable because we literally wear jumpsuits and go to pee.

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If fewer people got married on social media, fewer people would get married.

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I love breaking absolutely trivial information to my friends by starting off with guys this is NOT a drill