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[MISSY💕🌸 @Darkchocolaite1]

2 days ago, I was crying on my way home after falling for another fake job interview and spending the little money I had left. I even had to borrow again 😭😭

God definitely saw how broken I was because 5 minutes after crying, I got a mail for an interview… and I GOT THE JOB!

[λ @_banterna]

@Mwau_A @capt_kemboi Bsc econ jomba?

[Nyambura @Nyambuscov_]

There's a Kikuyu business man in Burundi that his supermarket has been looted, They're being harassed and beaten! We were coexisting so well mahn kabla ibilisi atangaze xenophobia

[λ @_banterna]

@amsoundingflick Wekcome to the club.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

So that nigga is grateful to a girl who gave him a condom when he was about to hit it raw only to realise later that she was positive.. That's something

[Metro بboomان @U_Cruger]

Mnasema aje wangwana

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Those stories of men opening up on how certain women in their past either housed them, got wet for them or helped innone way or the other when they were in the pits are so wholesome.. Kupata dem anakutolea thuruare ukiwa chini si rahisi.. Men never forget that😂

[Real Kimani @RealKaruga]

You spend the whole night thinking about a business idea.
You get one thinking it's unique and new.
Then, the moment you login to X in the morning, you find an advanced version of it.
Makes you question both your creativity and your IQ.

[λ @_banterna]

@NYOTA_Kenya @nita_kenya @LabourSPKE @moyasa_ke @SDY_Ke Mbona hamjatuwekea stipend bado?

[Njuguna @coolkid__8]

Issue ya illegal immigrants Nika itakuwa campaign tool in the near future, the number of Burundians on our streets selling kahawa is shocking

[Lukorito @Lukorito_]

Me, a former Tech Lead, applying for a graduate programme Software Engineering role.

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

I know someone who can help but ataitisha za chai. DM if interested

[Lamax Elliot @LamaxElliott]

Last year this month saa Kama hizi I was homeless. Leo nimetoka kwa nyumba yangu nikienda job. Don't look at the problems you're going through as the end of life.
Today I have something to look at and smile.

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Retweet

[λ @_banterna]

@karlgraph Life is a gamble,, advice kama hizi mjiwekee

[Arap Chelel @KiongoziGk]

Kuna dem alikuwa anaishi next door so every time alikua anapika chapo alikua ananipea tatu,kuna this day alinipea hivo tatu alafu nikamwambia aniongezee mbili Niko na mgeni. Guess who mgeni was.... dem yangu.😭kutoka hiyo siku hajawahi nipea Chapo zake tena😂😂

[Carl Jung @jean__marie_]

No more shitposting. Acha nifanye chenye I opened this account for, statistics, ML and data science. My next tweet/post will be about ML algorithms that you didn't know are. Linear regression will open the floor.

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Patieni huyu internship

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

These Chelsea counters are a serious problem, see that transition bro