Brooke Penniman

[TickPick @TickPick]

Taylor Swift Giveaway!

We are sending three (3) lucky winners to see Taylor Swift LIVE in Inglewood, California 💜🫶

What's included:

▫️ Two (2) VIP Floor Tickets
▫️ 5-Star Hotel Accommodations (2 nights)
▫️ Flight accommodations & airport transfer
▫️ $100 gift card for merch or food

Enter here: https://t.co/Fgm9S9IyjD

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

My body is physically aching for warm weather

[Spotify @Spotify]

Thank you to @taylorswift13 for making home a better place for us fans 💚

Find out how you listened this year with #2020Wrapped https://t.co/DEkWri0PVR

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

amazing

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Okay so while my new re-records are NOT done, my friend @VancityReynolds asked me if he could use a snippet of one for a LOLsome commercial he wrote so...here’s a sneak peak of Love Story! Working hard to get the music to you soon!!

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

is it possible for someone to make something on the internet without making merch??

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i think i’m officially up to a pot of coffee a day

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

me: puts two $24 items in my shopping cart. also me: shocked when the total is $48

[jordan @jordan_stratton]

Government: You owe us money. It’s called taxes.

Me: How much do I owe?

Gov’t: You have to figure that out.

Me: I just pay what I want?

Gov’t: Oh, no we know exactly how much you owe. But you have to guess that number too.

Me: What if I get it wrong?

Gov’t: You go to prison

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

did that cape cod potato chips commercial really just say “in the cape”? 🙄

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i went to a new hair dresser today and my old hair dresser walked in 😐😩 it wasn’t even the same salon??? why was she there. so uncomfortable.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i just want to buy all the baby clothes 😩

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

@Kmacaskill my friend’s baby will literally stop crying and start clapping the second that song is played or you sing it. it’s a miracle song haha

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i’m so grossly jealous of everyone that saw @taylorswift13 at Gillette this weekend 😫

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i’ve decided 24 weeks must come with a new batch of pregnancy hormones. #emotional 😐

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

an ice cream truck drives down my road every day playing christmas carols 🤷🏼‍♀️what?

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

when you tell someone you’re pregnant and their first question is “was it planned?” ????

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

@Kmacaskill that was me today with NH plates. i survived 🙌🏼

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i do not understand how anybody hears laurel and it’s maddening

[Brooke Penniman @_bapenn]

i’m so tired i can’t wait to go to bed tomorrow night