bjorkulator

vibe curator, personal vibe coach, empath, cultural critic, and lifestyle influencer by day. Acts 2:38

[bjorkulator @_barbi_k]

@esdeekidd Facts

[EsDeeKid @esdeekidd]

fucking hate them pillows that make ye head proper sink down

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@breaker_cat … Me when I’m fucking lieing

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Girl … Santa Cruz … really ?🫤🙄

[Charli @charli_xcx]

https://t.co/bDQhjx0U90

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@psy2bmb Well let’s ask the audience…

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Americans pretending they liked soccer going back to normal today now that we got eliminated

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50% Angel, 50% diabla, 100% me

[bjorkulator @_barbi_k]

Real bitch music

[pinkpantheress source @pantheressluv]

KELELA & PINKPANTHERESS

THE BRIDGE

OUT TOMORROW

[Bitchy Witch @TraderGoys]

Tell me I’m your national anthem

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

SYSCO?!??

[bjorkulator @_barbi_k]

Not doing SHIT today 🤣🤣🤣 #timetheft

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YE$$ GAWDD

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Look at him, look at me. That boy is bad and honestly, he’s wolf in disguise -

[bjorkulator @_barbi_k]

On the train in the bike section cause it’s packed from pride

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Saw an Amazon drone deliver a package today …

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Sometimes you just gotta use your HSA for doordashing a McFlurry

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Bjork. Final answer.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Charli xcx reveals on Quotidien there’s a collaboration on ‘Music, Fashion, Film’:

“You could have 1,000 chances and you still wouldn’t guess [the collaborator]”

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Miami is not America.
Miami is not Florida.
Miami is MIAMI.
Impossible to explain.
It can only be experienced.

[bjorkulator @_barbi_k]

okay I’ll bite… what the hell is a beta blocker and what exactly are we blocking

[bjorkulator @_barbi_k]

The president of my companies girlfriend who is also an employee got a small dog last week and it’s pissing on the office carpet