Definitely a Scientist

Scooby-Doo Enthusiast. Woman in STEM. My job is just science. 🔬she/her

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

How not to tell your boyfriend you are getting a cat:
Are you ready to be a dad?

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

I would like to invite @mulaney to my wedding in 2 weeks time so he can witness The Salt and Pepper Diner bit in a location where most have probably not seen his stand up. It’s not unusual for me to do something like this but you’ve got to see it to believe it.

[David @ewdayvid]

She was so right because today really is not too hot, not too cold, literally all I need is a light jacket.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

DO NOT LOOK AT IT DIRECTLY WITHOUT THE EYE PROPER PROTECTION, DOING SO COULD CAUSE SERIOUS PAIN AND POSSIBLE DAMAGE TO THE RETINAS

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

Every few years I get vague flashbacks of a mouse. A mouse who runs a hotel. And every time I get the flashbacks I spend forever trying to find it. Today was that day. This is my proof. Maybe I will remember this time….

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

On Leap Day we’d like to shout out some of nature’s most talented leapers:

Frogs, lizards, deer, my mother’s ability to jump to conclusions about my personal life, spiders - just to name a few.

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

Need this for my wedding

[Scooby-Doo History @scoobyhistory]

“Bring out the fine dinnerware”
The dinnerware:

[Vincent Martella @vince_martella]

me in the lego aisle at target

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

she took everything. the doohickeys, thingamajigs, gizmos, doodads. she even took the whatchamacallits

[trash jones @jzux]

it was the best of times (getting my paycheck) it was the worst of times (doing my job)

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

@tokengothsister It was a sorority party sophomore year and you must not have been. He would have been forcibly removed if you were 💙

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

Hit song idea for @falloutboy
It’s about the time I brought a date to a party and broke my ankle and my date left me to dance with one of my friends while I couldn’t walk.
Title: I broke my ankle but you broke my heart

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

My favorite thing about the memories feature on apps is that I can see how many times I’ve severely sprained/broken my ankle over the years.

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Getting her an engagement ring for Christmas?
- predictable
- no element of surprise
- perhaps, too romantic
- not a legal form of ID

Getting her a lifetime fishing license for Christmas?
- instant shock and awe
- will never see it coming
- is an official state document

[clare @sadderlizards]

how it feels to leave the house after 5pm

[Scooby-Doo History @scoobyhistory]

#Scoobydoohistory

[Definitely a Scientist @_bassoongoddess]

@renee_millette I will kick out dj out if he does that and then I’ll give you the aux

[darren @exiledarren]

travis kelce and taylor swift

[Allison Carter @AllisonLCarter]

My favorite Halloween merch is skeletons of things that have no bones.