A walking paradox.

Everything I tweet is a lie. I do not exist in real life. Cyber Security Nerd.

[A walking paradox. @_batullahhh]

AIG Aishatu Abubakar, DVM, PHD, NPOM, FCPA, FCVSN and now MNI. Our first female IGP In sha Allah🤍

[Fatima♡ @Fatimarabiu00]

I don collect enough gist to last my future husband 10 business years. That man never even know wetin dey wait for am.

[Big Tay @ShesoTaay]

I hate a tit for tat ass nigga like am I the girl or are you😂😂😂😂

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

doubling your income is far more important than forcing someone to text you back. you’ve got things to do, stay focused.

[bami.xx @bamiixoxo]

moving woman needs a lot of money.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When he ignores you to watch football and his team loses

[Thoka🧑🏿‍🚀 @thoka_2]

Greatest hatewatch of the year

[yellow theCreator @perkmaybe]

You’re a sick person if you’re happy Arsenal lost

[ᵀᴬ @TokiAnifowose]

premier league is not UEFA.

[Ali🌹 @_omalichaa]

Unfortunately, I got no shame when I like you...
Until you put me to shame.

[$ @2xsam_]

This may sound toxic, but I’m always ready to walk away. Stress isn’t for me.

[Big Yetty 💚 @yetunede]

A lady is thriving

: Your boyfriend must be lucky

A lady’s skin is skinning

: Your man is really taking care of you

Una no even rate person parents again

[A walking paradox. @_batullahhh]

AMEN

[A A @AbubakarAgafi]

God please don’t let Arsenal win pls

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Once I notice say I dey talk go left, you dey talk go right,
I go leave you for who get you.

I no get strength.

[Joseph 🕊️ @CaudilloXIV]

All roads lead to

[Hunadi M @HunadiFlorah]

Broke but not desperate 😂

[Euls Euls @LadyCharrr1]

In a world full of materialistic women, make sure you’re first in line. There’s nothing cute about struggling😉

[𝓻𝓪𝓼𝓹𝓫𝓮𝓻𝓻𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓪𝓷 @hushatlas]

I fear ragebait will work on me because I’m naturally an angry woman

[Ski @unkn0wnski]

give werey to whom werey is due

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

your partner actually LIKING you as a friend is important. romantic love is not enough.

[CBFW ᥫ᭡ @Stunnianna]

I done moved out of everybody’s way, literally. It’s no reason why my name should be in anyone’s conversations… good or bad.