KUNG FU TEDDY

the type of nigga that would rob the robbers

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Gwan big up yourself

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me pretending not to know about work drama so I can get both sides of the story

[justine @MachJustine]

an idiot in motion goes further than a genius at rest

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Heartbreaking news. South Africa international and Mamelodi Sundowns midfielder Jayden Adams has sadly passed away at the age of 2,5, @SundayWorldZA confirm. 💔🇿🇦

Adams recently made his World Cup debut with South Africa and played a key role in Mamelodi Sundowns’ successful CAF Champions League campaign.

Two weeks ago, Adams lost his grandmother Marianna Adams but demonstrated remarkable professionalism by featuring for Bafana Bafana in their World Cup match against Czechia.

Our condolences and thoughts go out to his family, friends, teammates, and everyone at Mamelodi Sundowns.

Rest in peace, Jayden. 🕊️

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u are trying to spell a big word but ur phone is just as dumb as u

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

when they've already explained it to me three times and I still don't get it

[N 🧚🏾‍♀️💕 @Nkatiiey_T]

The effort it takes to maintain a mid physique 😭😭

[ayox @ayblaaack]

me in pictures me in the mirror

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Phat ass and no personality? What a watse

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

What a load of shit

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Retla bona pele

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[• @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

They left him for the other guy with a car even though he just bought KFC for her😭

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Lol Egypt man 🥲🥲

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

At 23, you want 29. At 30, you'll say 29 dating 23 is predatory. The math changes when y'all are no longer the young ones. Funny how that works

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

First day at a new job and you hear them asking when they'll pay April Salary.

[autist @litteralyme0]

I can't believe I'm the same person who used to survive on 1GB data for 30 days

[Sahil Ebrahim @sahil_e_]

𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗬 - 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘

Mbekezeli Mbokazi is one of the most sought-after defenders from the World Cup, with interest from Germany, Belgium and Napoli in Italy - but no concrete offers as yet. 💶

Chicago Fire are willing to sell, though, should their valuation of Mbokazi be met.💰

"I can comfortably tell you that Chicago Fire are currently engaging us pertaining a transaction that can be done, because they are willing to sell the player."

"Playing in Naples would definitely be something [of interest], if it is on the cards and if the clubs can come to some sort of agreement." - said Basia Michaels, the players agent. 🎙️

With Mbokazi confirming that he is ready to move and take on "the next challenge", where do you think he should go to next? 🇩🇪🇧🇪🇮🇹

[Peaceful Kels @ThePeacefulKels]

The illusion of options

[MZUKULU WAMAQHAWE @tevy_scott]

You guys are drinking alcohol backwards. This is where you start. Autumn harvest, paarl perle, Russian bear and gradually move onto better things.