KUNG FU TEDDY

the type of nigga that would rob the robbers

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Gwan big up yourself

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

When u are trying to spell a big word but ur phone is just as dumb as u

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

when they've already explained it to me three times and I still don't get it

[N 🧚🏾‍♀️💕 @Nkatiiey_T]

The effort it takes to maintain a mid physique 😭😭

[ayox @ayblaaack]

me in pictures me in the mirror

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Phat ass and no personality? What a watse

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I find an issue at work and then realize if I tell, it will become my responsibility

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

What a load of shit

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Retla bona pele

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴 Andrey Santos to Manchester United, here we go! Deal in place with medical now booked in next 24h for Brazilian midfielder.

#MUFC to pay £50m matching price asked by Chelsea plus 10% sell-on clause.

Contract until June 2031 to be signed tomorrow — follows @David_Ornstein.

[• @yducknow]

Uber driver: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
me: 🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐
Uber driver:🤐🤐🤐🤐🤐

me: ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

They left him for the other guy with a car even though he just bought KFC for her😭

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

Lol Egypt man 🥲🥲

[TerryGiant @TerryGiant97]

At 23, you want 29. At 30, you'll say 29 dating 23 is predatory. The math changes when y'all are no longer the young ones. Funny how that works

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

First day at a new job and you hear them asking when they'll pay April Salary.

[autist @litteralyme0]

I can't believe I'm the same person who used to survive on 1GB data for 30 days

[Sahil Ebrahim @sahil_e_]

𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗥𝗘𝗦𝗧 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗜𝗧𝗔𝗟𝗬 - 𝗙𝗜𝗥𝗘 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗔𝗧 𝗥𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧 𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗖𝗘

Mbekezeli Mbokazi is one of the most sought-after defenders from the World Cup, with interest from Germany, Belgium and Napoli in Italy - but no concrete offers as yet. 💶

Chicago Fire are willing to sell, though, should their valuation of Mbokazi be met.💰

"I can comfortably tell you that Chicago Fire are currently engaging us pertaining a transaction that can be done, because they are willing to sell the player."

"Playing in Naples would definitely be something [of interest], if it is on the cards and if the clubs can come to some sort of agreement." - said Basia Michaels, the players agent. 🎙️

With Mbokazi confirming that he is ready to move and take on "the next challenge", where do you think he should go to next? 🇩🇪🇧🇪🇮🇹

[Peaceful Kels @ThePeacefulKels]

The illusion of options

[MZUKULU WAMAQHAWE @tevy_scott]

You guys are drinking alcohol backwards. This is where you start. Autumn harvest, paarl perle, Russian bear and gradually move onto better things.

[Sis' Lu @Titizma1]

Us singles tonight. Goodnight😭

[Kam #8🏁 @Culturecams]

The Azteca

[KUNG FU TEDDY @_becauseTeddy]

How did we get beat by this Canadian team? 🤨