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i am a woman of many items, and zero talent —blamekyle(tiktok) | she/her |

[payton @glass_wrld]

“five likes isn’t a lot” imagine five snow plows running over jeremy renner

[darby 🌳👩🏻‍🌾☀️ @darbygwin]

They don’t tell you this but after you get married you can’t say guess what without everyone asking if you’re pregnant

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Any friend of the Muppets is a friend of mine 🩷

[Satalac @Satalac]

I feel like this is the only time it's acceptable for Waffle Houses to close.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they're like god yes l've been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

[rory 💜 @roryrouxlay]

extremely kind of Dolly to die on a tuesday so all the drag queens have time to prepare their numbers for this weekend

[mk @handslikevap0r]

this is why psychiatric medication exists

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

I’ve always really loved this quote

[ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴘᴀʟ, ᴅᴀᴋᴏᴛᴀ @DEEP_RED_BELLS]

The radio broke the news that Dolly Parton died by interrupting the song they were playing like 9/11 happened

[Liz Charboneau @lizchar]

American by birth, dawg zone by the grace of god

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

i’m crying this man has been in office for almost two years and this is the first and only sensible thing he has ever done so far

[Club Giamatti 💫 @creamcheeselady]

fly high angel

[g 🧚🏾‍♀️ 🫐 @edebiriii]

this is gonna sound ridiculous but it didn’t even occur to me that Dolly Parton could die

[On This Day in Simpsons History 🇺🇦 @dailysimpsons]

Rest in Peace, Dolly Parton, person beloved by ALL.

Dolly guest-starred as herself in The Simpsons Season 10 episode “Sunday, Cruddy Sunday,” which first aired January 31, 1999.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I get why the British did all that for Princess Di now. I understand it.

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[liz 🌌 luthen's #1 fan @rebelfile]

southern 9/11 just happened close everything we gotta mourn

[Patitalks @patinollab]

Dolly fucking Parton??