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stares at you like this •.•

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Scorsese OUT womp WOOOOOMMMPPPP

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@EvanChapman_ Me making the aggy chihuahua and crying baby face each other in the shop every time to see who wins (it’s the dog)

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Real pokemon is so fun

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You know you’re having fun when you get to the Oscar Wilde homophobia plaque at clappy j <3

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Colour match ENDED ! I now match with a highlighter ✨✨

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Driving around Wimbledon getting looks at me not my car and I was confused but then I realised me and my car are colour matched with my hair

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Seeing boots riley alllll over the TL advertise i love boosters is just pmo the uk has to wait til OCTOBER the injustice ,,

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Just walked past my husband at Tower Bridge and he didn’t even acknowledge me (life size statue of Lego Batman)

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Now I just look really excited for it to open #1 fan yippee!!!

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Call me Bruno Mars because you (my keys) make me feel like I’ve been locked out of heaven (my place of employment)

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it keeps getting worse ooooooh noooooo

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Feeling of impending doom happening and I’m in centrallll oooooh noooooooo hahahahahahahaha

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The Rockefeller skank is a solid tune until that random point it decides it’s your time and you’re going deaf

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Just found out there is a murder she wrote FESTIVAL get me there NOW

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Fringe didn’t work today so now I have my fuckass emo fringe in public how devastating

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Into the woods snub you hate to see it

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I have the facial recognition skills of one of those scary celeb hunters from the 2000s and sometimes I feel like that’s wasted on me I never want to recognise these people

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Bald Ann dowd meets Ann dowd what is HAPPENING

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He’s back and I ushered him to come through a completely locked gate making no effort to unlock it

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Mechanic is coming round while I am in a state of unwell delirium this simply cannot end well