yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who
My doctor confirmed that I consume enough Miller High Life and hint of lime tortilla chips to create a digestive environment untenable for the explosive diarrhea parasite
Overlooked fact: every significant relationship in your life began with one moment of someone being slightly braver than the situation required. One person said the thing. Asked the question. Made the first move. Relationships don't start with mutual courage. They start with one person's excess courage.
it’s really cool how they teach EMTs that an “impending sense of doom” is a serious symptom of many life threatening conditions/events and then you get to the hospital and they say you’re just anxious
i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real
so obsessed with people who have nativity sets in their yard next to secular christmas decorations like yes… snoopy and the grinch were indeed present at the birth of christ