Never been prouder of this England squad me, got Sterling calling out racists, dinnerlady Rashford embarrassing the government, Maguire spent his summer scrapping foreign cops and now these two celebrating England debuts by grafting local princesses, you really love to see it
Insta stories are a no go today then. Birds saying they’ve had a mint year by sharing 200 pictures of their week in Ibiza where they sat in Ocean Beach and sniffed bash off Wayne Lineker’s old, wrinkly, pecker. Sling it, nobody is arsed.
My guy got booted so hard he farted and then yanked a tree out of the ground to throw it at a geeza, thanks for all your submissions but this is the greatest fight of all time