Pisztáciás lángos

Puns, psychology, poetry, pizza, proliság, programozás, politika. Idiótáknak Beni. #teamsör

[Pisztáciás lángos @_bendzsi]

Egyik régi osztálytársam üzente, hogy ne haragudjunk, amiért nem tud jönni az osztálytalira, de börtönben van.

[Pisztáciás lángos @_bendzsi]

@felicitymaybe leaving work early before a holiday is truly a different kind of experience, tho

[𝓟𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼𝓪 🐸 @princesalamwane]

Désolée mais je pense que dépenser de l’argent pour rendre la vie impossible aux SDF plutôt que pour les aider c’est le symbole parfait d’un système dépourvu d’humanité

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My doctor saying “avoid stress” as if stress is a neighborhood I can stop driving through.

[F @felicitymaybe]

when u are on your way home and remember you have a sweet treat waiting for you

[Pisztáciás lángos @_bendzsi]

@_mllnl

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

[macskakert @macskakert]

néha beugrik, hogy nem Orbán Viktor a miniszterelnök, és rögtön jobb kedvem lesz😁

[Wild at Heart @emmanu_elle_]

Zsuzsi Ujj

[Zachary Foster @_ZachFoster]

unadulterated evil in one photo

[Pisztáciás lángos @_bendzsi]

@kirimatou vissza lehet nézni valahol? 👀

[Dr Rahmeh Aladwan @doctor_rahmeh]

Mossad booby‑trapped 21,000 communication devices with explosives, sent them to Lebanon through shell companies, and detonated them remotely — killing dozens (including children) and injuring over 3,400.

• The devices exploded in people's hands, on their faces, and in their pockets.

• They did it over two consecutive days.

• On day two, the explosives went off while Lebanese families were at the funerals of those killed the day before.

• The attack inflicted roughly 3,000 injuries in a single hour on the first day alone.

This terrorist attack was the largest simultaneous mass‑detonation in history by the number of individual bombs.

'israelis' joke about it to this day.

If you didn't boycott Apple for the Congo, boycott it now.

[yogo🇭🇺 @yogobog]

when im talking about a blind martial artist lawyer from a district located on an island in the country's most well populated city, but it's the hungarian minister of social and family affairs instead of matt murdock

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

zoom in on the syrup

[Pisztáciás lángos @_bendzsi]

@kirimatou AYCM? 🤔

[GitHub Projects Community @GithubProjects]

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[Kardashian de Software @oprimodev]

“Como as pistas de fórmula 1 são desenhadas”

[Pisztáciás lángos @_bendzsi]

@mielikkikuu de még mindig csak erős pletyka a néni, nem?

[Verso Europa 🇪🇺 @VersoEuropa]

Welcome back.

[Election Enjoyer @ElxMapping]

visits the pope → pope dies

leads Iran negotiations → talks collapse

flies to Hungary to prop up Orbán → Orbán loses in a landslide

Man’s got a streak.