Benie™ 🇰🇪

Straight outta 🇰🇪
Broke & Jobless Ambassador
@ManUtd is my heaven!
I'm not your fan!

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

FOOTBALL documentaries/docuseries I've watched so far + my WATCHLIST!

A thread!👇

This is Football (2019)
Messi (2014)
Cristiano Ronaldo: The World at His Feet (2014)
Ronaldo (2015)

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

@premierleague @LFC 'head coach'

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

Simple, PORTUGAL 🇵🇹

The last dance for Bruno and co.

[World Cup 2026 @WorldCupMedia]

Which country are you supporting to lift the trophy? 🏆

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

@AnfieldWatch But it's the nature of the Dutch. Look at the top Dutch managers.

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

This beautiful goal by RvP is one of the greatest #WorldCup goal ever in the competition.

This heading technic is so unique.

This is the goal that dubbed Robin Van Persie as the flying Dutchman.

#FIFAWorldCup2026

[Eric @amerix]

Feminists are bottom-of-the-barrel women:

• They can't cook or wash

• They are dirty

• They masturbate

• They hate children and families

• They have aborted several times

• They can't plant or weed crops

The only weeding they do is smoking weed.

Evil. Demons.

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

George Carlin is the GOAT

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

George Carlin Explains Why Praying Is Pointless.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

⏪ Back in November, director of football Jason Wilcox explained the process behind signing Senne and our other 2025/26 recruits...

🎙️ Inside Carrington: https://t.co/GIbu55yisl

[Premier League @premierleague]

Making an instant impact for his new club ❤️

@ManUtd’s goalkeeper Senne Lammens is @BarclaysFooty Transfer of the Season 🙌

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

You cannot convince me that any of the midfielders on show in the #UCL tonight are anywhere close to Bruno Fernandes.

There are levels to this game.

RESPECT!!

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

The banter here is why I subscribed to shithousery like this 😂😂

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

You are indeed having a field day😂

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

"Tukitangulia kufunga tunacheza Haram football"

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

Football is pure ORGASMS 💦

There's nothing more beautiful than FOOTBALL ❤️

#UCL

[☈ッ @TheFergusonWay]

Gabriel being the one to cost Arsenal the UCL is crème de la crème

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

Guess who denied Arsenal their first ever #UCL title. 😂

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

🚨Gabriel on Haaland ahead of the UCL Final

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

After numerous failed hatewatches, let me prepare for the most gargantuan hatewatch of all time.

7pm is the time.

I will be there no matter what!

[່ @pxrcyishim]

Atletico Madrid just signed Yamal, Pedri and Raphinha in one day😳

[MADRID SPOT @MadridSpot]

“Bag of sunflower seeds” 😅😅😅

Historic humiliation for Barca.

If Madrid were being ridiculed like this by another club, our own fanbase would be trolling us first and calling for the club executives, including Perez, to resign.

But since this is Barca, a club that controls football narratives through its massive PR machine, they will run a campaign so that Atleti will somehow be criticised for trolling them from their official page instead.

And they will still call this embarrassment as Deco’s 4D chess.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Is Bruno Fernandes' 2025/26 season the best of all time? 🤔

[Benie™ 🇰🇪 @_benie]

The #UCL finals this year will be at 7pm and not the normal 10pm kickoff time.

Stay guided.