Jenny DeLao

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[Jenny DeLao @_bennieb]

@kelseyhunt_x13 Lemon juice helps with that! Just a little bit is all you need. 😊

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

11:30 PM: i should go to bed

12:30 AM: i wish i was fucking dead

1:20 AM: thinkin bout whales

2:00 AM: ok food sounds good af rn

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

I need to hang this in every room in my house.

[Sir Rod Stewart @rodstewart]

Fuck sake 😂

[harvey @H4RVEYJACK]

everytime I come to london my mates will say some shit like “get the pinkersmith line to banana & dolphin and then you can change onto the dinkerdonk line to splooge street” and expect me to understand what the hell they’re talking about

[brady 🖖🏻 @itstonypizza]

if i text you "🧙‍♀️" it means HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP BRO, GROW UP

[Jenny DeLao @_bennieb]

Bo Burnham is such a genius

[COOP @CoopPirate]

“Y’all gon’ complain about the price of gas, rent, and food everyday?”

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

Imagine being so “pro-life” that you are willing to vote against baby formula …

[ً. @hellamessedupp_]

For the sake of ur mental health, always take mixed signals as a no.

[CNN @CNN]

A Navy SEAL candidate died and another was hospitalized in San Diego after completing a training phase known as "Hell Week."
https://t.co/0AdtqQ2VE3

[P 🧚🏾‍♀️ . @pbuckaa]

Men's mental health matters too.

[bummer without b @bummer_no_b]

y’all are pushing me to the jar jar brink

[Jenny DeLao @_bennieb]

@KatieRapley I love you so much, Kate! Thank you 🥰

[Katie Thrift @KatieRapley]

From thug life- to thug life 🙏🏼 😂@_bennieb

[in a daydream @inadaydreamUSA]

It’s here! Go stream our record wherever you get music :) https://t.co/HowTDdy2GW

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

a little snack for all the people who don’t let their dogs sleep on the bed with them