Bethanie James

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Devastating having to delete pictures where you look good but you’re with pals you don’t even speak to anymore😂

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Anyone else watch tiktok at stupid o’clock and end up down stairs making supernoodles? Or am a just a fat cunt🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Bad crack when one of the lads pulls into the square and Grayson runs over and shouting “hi dad”Nout like shown up.🙃🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Could actually cry that I’m not going to see 50 cent in two days💔💔

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

LOVE tiktok showing you who viewed ya profile😂👀

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Pot noodles would be a lot more enjoyable if I didn’t have pick 109766 peas out🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Drinking on a school night is seriously one of the worst decisions I’ve ever made. Put. Me. Down.😭🤮😭

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Having my granny home is literally the best thing in the world. You don’t realise how quickly things in your life could change.

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Really pisses me off Instagram showing 3/4 day old photos and me liking them looking life a fucking stalker🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Hospital visit for g to glue his head. £80 for TWO bags of shopping. house is a tip. Electric burner smashed. Pass me the Prosecco on this long Wednesday🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Hair coloured, nails done. Tan done. Bags packed ready for our last night with miss Douglass before the big day tomorrow.💍💒

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Didn’t realise how much my Botox has wore off. Wedding is Saturday and the lass who does mine isn’t back to will till Saturday. I want to die

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

I AM SOBBING😭😭😭😭

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

I swear to god chocolate hand prints are going to be the death of me🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Stumbled onto The impractical jokers tiktok. I’ve legit nearly pissed my bed 5 times in the last 5 minutes. I hate them😂

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

My hair and extensions are 3 different bastards colours but I’m still going out. And I don’t even care. I do I’ll cry but it’s ok

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Just had a tweet wrote out about how far behind the uk is with Euphoria turns out my sky just hadn’t fucking recorded a couple episodes🙃

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

It would be us to catch covid a week before half term. Karma for leaving him for 4 days😂

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

Already need more Botox but went on holiday instead. I’m to ugly to be this poor.

[Bethanie James @_bethaniejames]

You know when you look at your child and your heart actually aches from how much you love them and would literally kill for them. Yeah that.