fanny perkar

valar morghulis

[fanny perkar @_bethanyparker]

@Hugo_XCarpenter the drag costume was pretty damn impressive, get back on that level

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

This thread. https://t.co/48IvG7ImQt

[mike ginn @shutupmikeginn]

I hate it when people complain a movie doesn't make sense. look around you dumbass, nothing makes sense

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Oh for fuck sake, if Trump was any more of a pussy he'd have to grab himself. #Debatenight

[DANIEL GILLIES @danieljgillies]

if you support this moron:
this disgraceful, ludicrous orangutan...
i want to urge you, nay,
BESEECH you:
unfollow me and don't look back.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

A baby orange Twitter egg! They're so cute at this age.

[fanny perkar @_bethanyparker]

Kings of Leon's new album is golden☀️☀️☀️

[Conor Pope @Conorpope]

When will blokes realise that you shouldn't need the first seven words for the rest of the sentence to be true? https://t.co/7a3Qfeky96

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

https://t.co/zoG1ZqOdkS

[Sadiq Khan @SadiqKhan]

Best wishes to the Jewish community in London & across the world celebrating Rosh Hashanah. From my family to yours, Shanah Tovah.

[Katie Mack @AstroKatie]

Absolutely EVERYTHING is more complicated than it seems. Especially if it involves humans. Or stellar evolution.

[SKITTLES @Skittles]

Every stranger is just a friend you haven’t met who might share their Skittles with you.

[fanny perkar @_bethanyparker]

@JeremyClarkson @SparkerLOL

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The existence of Twitter is forever validated by the following exchange.