Beth Howell

Aspiring Olivia Benson. BSU Grad. Podcast and Documentary Enthusiast.

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

Our lord and savior.

[the bachelor & bitchelor 🌹 @acceptedrose]

Everyone else is talking shit on the beach while Tahzjuan is fighting for her fucking life in the interview room #BachelorInParadise

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Ok screw this weather, I am wearing sweaters starting September 1.

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Normalize going in to work at 9/9:30 on Friday’s…..

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

Just finished Mare of Easttown and boy was that heavy. Good twist at the end though. I recommend, but chase it with a comedy.

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

Hey @mcdonalds 45 minutes is an insane amount of time to wait on a 10 piece nugget.

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

Me watching the new Sons of Sam doc on Netflix.... “hmm I think I need to watch something a little lighter”....
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*switches to Law and order*

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

**kitchen

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Y’all have a great time getting shot and stabbed once the police aren’t there to protect anymore.

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

Stats on side effects when you get the vaccine just a touch hungover?

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Is it just me or is anyone else brought to a place of Rose on the bow of the Titanic, wearing the heart of the ocean, hair blowing in the wind... when they play the medication music at end of a yoga class

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

So I painted my nails, went to the store, cleaned, did laundry, vacuumed, and did my makeup for some reason. As of 3 pm this is still one of the hardest days of the year for me so I started drinking. 3 pm is pretty good right?

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

You’re never going to convince me that on a 3 lane highway a semi has ANY business being in the fast lane.

[Paul Snyder @itspaulsnyder]

Normalize a 24 hour period to reply to texts!!!

[your friend, Dracula @Remember_Sarah]

History departments could get more majors if they rebranded as the Cold Tea Department

[bao @chasiubau]

Now that MJ has left, Victoria’s spirit has entered a new host #TheBachelor

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

🌞 Good morning!🌞 have a great day! And: #FreeBritney

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

I’m convinced teenagers who work at Chick-fil-A grow up to work at Trader Joe’s. So many nice people and enthusiasm.

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

Everyone is an asshole

[Beth Howell @_bethhowell_]

I have an addiction to heating pads. Anyone else? I need a neck one, stomach one, and a lower back one. If I drink red wine I need one for my calves. I feel like this could be getting out of hand, but unclear.