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[Angela Rayner @AngelaRayner]

33 Tory hereditary peers voted against the Employment Rights Bill last week. We lost the vote by 24.

That could mean some of the lowest earners will not get statutory sick pay this April.

We must pass this Bill without delay.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Share this if you’re voting Labour for our NHS tomorrow.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

The walk off is genuinely amazing. It’s going to be a hell of an election.

[Mark J @_keithsbrother]

Brilliant night down Bold Street for VIO-022.45.
Audience superb, all acts smashed it.
If you haven't been to a Violette Societta, you need to
@VioletteRecords

[Lucia Keskin @chiwithaC]

guys simon cowell has ran out of listerine

[Beth🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @f33lthesun]

If 62 is too old to do a job, why do they keep upping the retirement age?

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Yes I see a guy who’s worth over £700 million tell people who are on 20k that they can’t have any more money.

[Mark J @_keithsbrother]

Next week...
Come and see some music and quality live stuff.
@waxandbeans in Bury.

Best thing to happen to Thursday nights since Armchair Thriller

Tickets less than a packet of those Turkish cigs that look like L&B
@leon_pig
@LollThepoet https://t.co/2n8YixvB4B

[Sky News @SkyNews]

£21bn of taxpayer money lost in fraud by government since pandemic began, says spending watchdog https://t.co/ki4H6EE18d

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Says a man who has never worked a day in his life and lives in his ancestral stately home worth £9.5 million.

[Beth @_bethjacksonx_]

Selling 2 souls of mischief tickets for tonight manchester dm if interested

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

If you're kidnapped, brought to the UK and used as a slave, the Tories will offer you no legal protection at all.

[Mark J @_keithsbrother]

First time reading at @FeelGoodClub3 I had audience in stitches, laughing at piece about someone justifying their weekend coke use.
The fact it wasn't meant to be funny didn't put me/them off, and this was fourth time here. February tour almost over

[Rachael Swindon @Rachael_Swindon]

Tory MPs Liz Truss, Anne-Marie Trevelyan, James Gray, and Vicky Ford have all put their Amazon Prime subscriptions on expenses.

Please retweet this if you think MPs should pay for their own Amazon Prime subscription.

[Eugene @eugeneh84]

Goldilocks when the bears got home early

[yasmin @ycsm1n]

peeta saying he used to decorate cakes, and then pulling this does actually makes a lot more sense now that we live in a post “everything is cake” videos world

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

Me when my Swedish friend Kwäidashow Vāryentürtanen leaves and my other friend asks me who that was