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photography.  drawing.  traveling. 

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

"That's what" - She.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

I'm a decent baiter. My cousin Mose, he's a Master Baiter.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

The eyes are the groin of the head.

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will.

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

spring break started today and netflix is already messing up, and yet it worked perfectly fine all those times i should've been studying. 😐

[Arpegius @younghuevos]

Wing daddy's = Hooters rejects @_biancaacnaib_

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

I DON'T EVEN GO THERE.

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

when district police slow down to stare at you as they drive by your house. 😒 I AM NOT TRUANT.

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

*gets cut off driving&tries not to curse*
me: Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
bella: and a Happy New Year
maybe we are related after all 😱

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

Why is it that 2.5 years after graduating health careers my first instinct entering costco is to look for Mr. Stroud? 😂

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

the final was supposed to start 40 minutes ago. and my professor is still printing out the tests. 😐

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

mom: wake up
me: *gets up*
two seconds later
mom: can you help me with this (bella's balancing equations hw)?
me: good morning to you, too.

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

that awkward moment when not even the automatic lights in the bathroom notice you.... 😔

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

there's a kid crying at target and it sounds just like dory's whale call, i must admit it is the saddest/ funniest cry i have ever heard. 🐳

[bianca @_biancaacnaib_]

prof: you okay? you look like the cat that got the canary.
me: i'm happy bc i just ate.
prof: well that's always a reason to celebrate. 😊

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Bananas have more trade regulations imposed upon them than AK-47s.