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[woman singing opera throughout @_bictoriaaaa]

if you’ve never seen a Black girl singing Schumann with golds on her bottom row, here’s your chance.

[you aint got no job tommy! @AceRedBand1t]

Why the fuck I gotta pay for some shit I’m not using??

[Domo Julio @DapperDomo]

Michelle Obama has spoken fairly regularly about how the Obama’s would miss out on opportunities so they would not inconvenience the public because they were in the White House to serve others.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I loan it out in June.

[Mikey Intifada @MicSchirtzer]

hi so we've actually reached you don't need to know the numbers of the deaths camps stage of the US holocaust

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Different salaries should only affect how luxurious your life is, not your food quality or ability to afford rent. If you work 40 hours at any job, your income should be enough to live in the town you work in. Thinking otherwise is an abysmal indicator of your humanity.

[Morpheus @Morpheus156]

I have a friend from DR who told me ppl legit hate this guy in that country just bcus of this video and the damage it did to their pr lmfao

[Real American @ecofishsex]

Brave enough to do this but not brave enough to drink out of the same drinking fountain as a black guy

[Black Kevin Arnold @bnease]

At the beginning of Tony! Toni! Toné! and DJ Quik’s “Let’s Get Down” DJ Quik says:

‘You didn’t think we could flip it on ya ass huh…something for the dance floor’

And then they interpolated the prechorus from Nirvana’s “Smell’s Like Teen Spirit” on the hook and made it a bop.

[🐝 @beha_hun]

If they cut Social Security, I want every single penny they have taken from my paychecks since the very first day I ever started working.

[Lammie_Art @Lammie_Art01]

I am old enough to remember when BlackBerrys were more popular than iPhones.

[mahrukh @parhloumahrukh]

I cant wait to be loved correctly so I can shut the fuck up already

[YUMMi, THE ALCHEMiST ❤️‍🔥 @Y_UOMDHO]

Whoever ain’t layin there still twitchin

[bunny sanders @whatbunnysaid]

“Told him find something stupid to play with, he picked you”

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[wet @fineasswetbitch]

i want my pussy ate so bad omggg

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Hey if you're in dc and you're spending lots of time outside you need to check yourself for ticks regularly there's a 500% increase in ticks this year and yesterday me and my friends found 3 on our clothes after hanging out in dupont circle

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

The United States doesn’t even believe teeth should be part of a health plan lmao

[Kandidly Kamesha ✨ @KandidlyKamesha]

I was born for romantic love, Sunday funday, quality time, lying on the chest of the person I love, spending time with my loved ones, little gestures, feeling deeply, all of it.

[moon meow 🌙 @Moonbae222]

Bc nobody wants to deal with people when they’re depressed. People will get sick of you, and quickly, and before you know it you’re losing people bc you’re ’negative’ and ‘draining’. Best kept to yourself if you can keep yourself safe.

[AYANNY @gaygirldiaries]

its pride month eve , we can start scissoring and eating pussy right now

[Big Tex @Muva_Dora]

i got to do my first face tattoo today 🥹 so grateful