J ☀️

🇸🇾 don’t take it serious

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Anyone know someone in the LA area that wants to go partners on a small food spot. Dm me I already have the location and will pay to set it all up. Need someone who has a team and menu ready

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

I still think about how king von said he would brush his teeth then floss

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

We’re switching things up this Valentine’s Day, let’s argue

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

@Underdog__NBA Dame?

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

No customer has called me handsome today wtf is going on

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

I always cut off teslas Bc I know they have that auto brake system

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Dont wear a blue shirt and go to Best Buy

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Man why didn’t anyone tell me you can get a ticket for running 2 yellow lights in a row 😭

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

That older sibling instinct kicks in when you’re at a rave

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Anyone selling a Sunday tickets for hard?

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

How you hate on me and all I do is be sexy

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

If the kickback doesn’t have a pool or air conditioning I’m not pulling up

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

My favorite thing is making someone take the exit by staying next to them so they can’t switch lanes 😂

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

When the delulu wear off you realize they just had green eyes

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Pregnant women make me so uncomfortable like I know you had sex

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Who would’ve known Wembys first defensive highlight as a spur would be Britney Spears

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Sorry bro you can’t get in the pool if you don’t use baby wipes Ik you got crumbs

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

You could literally open a spot next to the beach called “Ice and Firewood” and cash tf out

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

Turn me up Cole Swindell!

[J ☀️ @_biggjason]

If they took away filters we wouldn’t see pictures of a lot of ppl no more