✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨

imagine being loved by me

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

going absolutely feral @ olive garden

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Baby could be crying nonstop, but if a man is near and is making a noise, best believe all my anger is directed at that man - stfu

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Nothing bothers me more than a man

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Arch your back, put your hands on your knees hoe, bounce that ass to my muthafucking beat hoe 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

The obsession I have with the song “I’m Just Ken” should be studied

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

The Barbie playlist is the only thing that can make me feel better

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Burpin real loud in the delta sky lounge

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Why is Shrek….so good

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Well i can’t watch sailor moon at work so

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Born to die

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

It’s very clear to me what my cat wants

She’s sits around looking upset (she actually never changes her expression she’s a cat) and when I sit on the couch finally, she’s calm purring and on my lap

She is obsessed with ME and HER on the couch

I love her

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

Spotify DJ is wild, how it went from Lana del Rey to Tokischa??

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

If I thought my cat to use buttons to communicate, all she’d say is “come back” - she loves being next to me 😭

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

FYI I am not a ”””good””” driver

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

I be in my car, driving, thinking “wow I’m really driving right now, who would have thought” NOT ME, EVER

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

I rather cook my cat a home made meal rather than cook myself anything

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

My best tweets are in my head while I’m driving so they never make it to the internet, nonetheless I am amused

[✨𝒻𝓇𝑜𝓂 𝑒𝒹𝑒𝓃 ✨ @_biqui]

I have not been tweeting a lot, simply because I forget this app exists