Hannibamy Lecture

'What do you mean I can't bring my dog? But I like my dog.'

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

My favourite part of UCD having an I*na SU president is it ending in early termination by popular choice without anyone having to go abroad

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

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[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

Every day I am further convinced I'd rather die trying to lick a vaccine off the floor of the men's jacks in coppers than have to live the rest of my life surrounded by anti-vax*ers.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

It's not in the public's interest for the State to violate the rights of citizens in an attempt to save money. That is firmly in the State's interest.
Particularly when that cost to the State is due to them initially violating the rights of vulnerable citizens, to save money.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

If a pet has attended >50% of online lectures it should get to graduate.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

They literally ran an illegal child trafficking ring for profit and refuse to give people their own birth cert.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

Narrative framing:

"Society" can not be pursued legally or for financial justice. People protecting institutions which can be pursued will deflect all accountability by focusing on "society".

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

Payout. Apologise. Confiscate assets of guilty parties if you have to. Ban these parties from providing services to vulnerable groups. Do not force people into inadequate redress schemes or lengthy litigation.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

Christmas is such a long day as a vegan lesbian. Yeah, it still starts with half your arm up a bird, but it's the cuddling and talking after that's the real time sink.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

Retail staff can keep asking me for ID but they can't shame me out of buying energy drinks xo

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

I don't have very strong feelings about fireworks, but they scare my dog so I believe that anyone setting them off randomly in August should have run a gauntlet of pet owners armed with small explosives. Before being shot.

Again, no strong personal feelings.

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

I feel bad for anyone who has had to listen to me talk about pooled sampling the last few weeks tbh

[Hannibamy Lecture @_birdyburd]

Somewhere, the dude who bought the excessive, expensive and superfluous facial recognition cameras from China for the new national children's hospital is wandering around with a mask on still not understanding appropriate spending in the health budget or GDPR.