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Apparently 'pompous and assumptive.' 🤘

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Me: Fuck the Right.
Person: Yeah, but the Left-
Me: Fuck them, too.
Person: ?¿

It's almost like you can dislike the ENTIRE system.

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@TizLDo @GregAbbott_TX Especially when they hardly do anything. 🙃

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@Ricky_Retard0 @AmongStouts @GregAbbott_TX Well. You're certainly living up to your username.

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@CLConover80 @DerfandDylan @JoshEakle I live in a town of less than 150k people. A red county. In Texas. Our eggs are $6/dozen. Bye.

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@Peter_Joseph_Sr @TylerCourt18 @tokitaeII @burnshorts123 @illuminate_z lol. It's OK for you to be wrong.

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@Peter_Joseph_Sr @TylerCourt18 @tokitaeII @burnshorts123 @illuminate_z lol. A masters only takes 6 yrs. 4 of undergrad and two of grad school. No wonder.

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@parlebeaucoup @AshleySinclair0 @SarahIronside6 She owns her own OF. 😂

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@arben777 @stephen_taylor Hopefully, they do! I'm wondering if US based companies won't spread the increase company wide to offset the damage it will cause on the consumer's end. (Like, hey. Let's increase avocados $0.10/ea everywhere instead of $0.25/ea in just the US.)

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@DoctorTyMD @JohnBasham @POTUS @SenTedCruz Then open your own practice and take Tricare if you "just want to help the vets." Easy peasy.

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@JohnBasham @blakebenson42 Sounds like you need to get a job in Waco until your president can save your wife's job. (Spoiler: He won't. She's just another ant in his farm.)

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@arben777 @stephen_taylor People gonna be real upset about avocados soon. 🙈

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@ElonIsA_Kracker @DreamLeaf5 I've been on ketamine a lot, and the dumbest shit I ever did was say, "Hey. Remind me to ask my dad if he remembers any of my dance recitals when I was a teenager." 😂

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Not even if it were free.

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X Shop has landed, get your X gear before it's gone

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@KamyRayne @rebmasel @tuck__v2 She's smart, funny, and ridiculously gorgeous. Like, how does it feel to be the universe's FAVORITE, reb? 🤧

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@MaggieMayNY @AndrewPupa @OgreJohnny @bug_doinks @thomasfain @fyourteam @VailResorts Thanks!

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@2025cleopatra @KarstenKrogh14 @flynnslick I'm doubting everyone's commitment to Sparkle Motion atp.

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@Nostalgia150360 @flynnslick It's SO bad, but I still watch it because I love the concept. 😂

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@BarbaraThaler @DrNeilStone Yeah. One of my friends got SUPER sick in Jan of 2020. I didn't see him for an entire month. Based on his symptoms, we all figured it was COVID.

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@Lil_Misstake @BirrelleBee @DrNeilStone My entire house got it, but one of the kids was asymptomatic. (She didn't test positive until a day after the rest of us. Still no symptoms! Lucky duck.)

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@Andy9CaC @RedWingsPheonix @cturnbull1968 @acnewsitics I know I don't. "Bye!" signifies you're leaving, by the way.