Uncle Josh

Analyst | Mobigrapher | Consistency is what i like | Chelsea FC💙.

[Uncle Josh @_bjmb_]

@433 @MatteMoretto Chelsea need to have a word with ManCity sporting directors

[Vayraxa @vayraxa]

That was insane move from 10 years old boy 🤯🤯�

[The Global Madridista @GlbalMadridista]

Half of Messi’s career is a fraud PART 1: Let’s start with the Champions League and La Liga. Full commentary below.

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“Where’s Messi? He’s crying in his car… airport is that way”

These ladies recreated that girl m0cking Ronaldo’s video 😭💔😂

[SethOfficial @UTD_Seth001]

🚨Thierry Henry on Argentina eliminating Egypt from the FIFA World Cup:

🗣️ “For me, this feels like football robbery in broad daylight.

I’m not taking anything away from Argentina’s quality because they have world-class players, but I don’t think they deserved to win this match. Egypt worked incredibly hard to build a two-goal lead. They defended with courage, attacked with confidence and earned every bit of that advantage.

The turning point, in my opinion, was the refereeing. I didn’t agree with the penalty that was awarded to Argentina earlier in the game, and after that it felt as though every important decision was going against Egypt. Whether people agree or disagree, those moments changed the rhythm of the match and gave Argentina the momentum they desperately needed.

Egypt will leave this tournament feeling heartbroken because they were so close to one of the greatest victories in their history. Sometimes football is decided by brilliant moments, and sometimes it’s decided by controversial decisions. Tonight, I believe the officiating will be discussed just as much as the football itself.”

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

all we want is consistency...

[SENYO @Senyyo]

In 2010: Messi didn’t win the Champions League or the World Cup, yet they changed the Ballon d’Or criteria to favor goals and gave it to him.

In 2011: Ronaldo had more goals than Messi, but they claimed trophies were what mattered, so Messi won it again.

In 2012: Ronaldo had more trophies, but they gave it to Messi because he scored 91 goals in a calendar year.

In 2019: Van Dijk won the Champions League and was named UEFA Best Player and EPL Player of the Year, but the criteria switched back to goals and Messi won the Ballon d’Or.

In 2021: Lewandowski scored more goals, had a historic individual season, and won The Best FIFA Men’s Player, but Messi was given the Ballon d’Or for winning the Copa América.

In 2023: Haaland won five trophies including the Premier League, Champions League, FA Cup, Club World Cup, and UEFA Super Cup along with the UEFA Best Player, EPL Player of the Year, and the Golden Boot. Yet, the Ballon d’Or went to Messi for winning the 2022 World Cup, even though in 2010 they argued that the World Cup did not matter 😂.

[Bicho 🇲🇽 @GOATxNaldo]

Genuinely what is the point of VAR? Are they not supposed to go back and take a look if it leads to a goal? FIFA doesn’t hide it anymore.

[Anubis @eduantao]

Acabei de sem querer fechar uma aba que eu pretendia ler há 2 anos

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

France-Senegal tomorrow

The first Frenchman to score:

[𝓳𝓸𝓼𝓱🧸 @Joshwydd_]

“Previously on strength”

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

If I want to see Champions League trophies, I’ll go to the Santiago Bernabeu

If I want to see Premier League trophies, I’ll go to Old Trafford

If I want to see every trophy, I’ll go to Stamford bridge

If I want to see Community shields, I’ll go to the Emirates

[Out of Context Human Race @NoContextHumans]

The fountain that shows date and time.

Czech Republic.

[Olivia 💞 @Blessing_Olivi]

When Kaka ended the GOAT debate.

[Tawadotcom @Tawadotcom]

Things you can’t explain😂

[DR Sports @drsportsmedia]

It will be a long time before any London side matches Chelsea’s European trophy haul. 👀

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Kenyans are something else 😭

[Uncle Josh @_bjmb_]

@ESPNUK He’s a blue but doesnt know it yet.
Come to Chelsea my guy!😂

[𝑭𝒍𝒐𝒚𝒅 ✨ @Floydchels]

What if Hazard never left?
What if that Alonso goal against Madrid counted?
What if Lukaku never did that interview?
What if Russia never attacked Ukraine?
💔💔💔