oluwaferanmi 🫧

Banker || Gym Enthusiast

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day ,so instead of looking for the love of your life , start living your life with love .

[kelvin @kelvinholdon]

"Sorry I have a boyfriend"
your suffer dey front.

[Favie✨ @favo_urr07]

Autocorrect can be annoying sometimes, I typed it like that on purpose, leave it!!

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

if i’m ever in coma, please put lipgloss on my lips

[Sisi Olounje @SisiSimifoodies]

Leaving together on a Monday morning, and he drops you off at your workplace or at home, because you are getting one more kiss before the day starts. 😂❤️
You will just find yourself smiling shamelessly all day, and everyone is wondering what's making you so happy. 😂😂

[Pacino @J3nnie_C]

Sick of the “Gym always makes you horny” tweets.

I’m begging you people please it’s enough.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

If you ever been blocked by a man, you are that girl forreal

[damilọ́la🧃 @damiswago1]

that one password holding my entire life together

[Toyoisrich🌸✨ @_symplytoyo]

Apparently you can’t even say you’re hungry in talking stage anymore 😭 they’ll think you’re billing…but I’m actually hungry.😂

[omotola🧸 @omotolahikmah]

You no go even remember say you dey single throughout the day until night reach and your roommate begin dey talk to their babe😂

[Top Gun🐼 @mukhtar_usman]

First borns in Nigeria go through a whole lot of experiments from parents.

The rest of the children don’t have it that bad like the first then finally the last borns get pampered a lot.

I think it’s a way of saying “we learnt parenting late” then overcompensate for it.

[Muna @Munalozy]

Checking Gmail is part of my social media routine.

☹️

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

Item 7’s jollof rice is one of the best I have had in Lagos.

None of that smoky flavor nonsense, just tasty jollof rice.

[Yana🌸 @yanaaszn_]

one thing i hate more than a liar, is a liar who thinks i'm stupid

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

e get some kind things i no fit ever do
like that fake transfer

[Word @umarfof]

By this time next year I’m in a better place.

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

People fighting in WhatsApp group

Me saving new stickers:

[FG @fundamental_gee]

Ending streaks on snap just because the person does not view your snaps is very valid

[Uncle Emeka || YANKEE GADGETS .ng @yankeeplug_]

How does the food know the time it’s entering my body?

[Møøn6eam 🎧🇦🇷 @moon6eam_]

I wish more women talked about the trauma they've experienced at the hands of other women—mothers, sisters, grandmothers, teachers, friends, neighbors, etc.

Maybe then we'd stop romanticizing the fantasy that a women-only world is inherently safer.