Blake Bell

it happened on company property with company property

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Waiter: “More shrimp, sir?”

Man: “No thanks, I’m full!”

Waiter: “I think you misunderstood. This an all-you-CAN-eat, not an all-you-FEEL-LIKE-eating.”

Man:

Waiter (to coworker): “Get the funnel.”

[Chipotle @ChipotleTweets]

Just watched my ex’s story from the chipotle account 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

Steve from Blues Clues definitely listens to Pop Punk

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Why is it spelled “Camouflage” and not

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[James @CaucasianJames]

life could be worse. u could be an alligator. just pissed off in a swamp

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

“Chef” is short for “Cheffrey”

[Best Songs In The World @BestSongsWorlds]

Robbers by the 1975

[Best Songs In The World @BestSongsWorlds]

you by the 1975

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

@jaredtramos And we pretended we didn’t hate it

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

In unrelated news the men’s section at Target is still rocking 2008’s hottest

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Songs in the key of E hit different

[bad girl maggy @magnoliawhites]

ESPN did me so dirty tonight

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

The weirdest way I measure how well I’m doing is the amount of clean forks I have in the silverware drawer

[James @CaucasianJames]

it’s not that bad

[James @CaucasianJames]

when the pandemic ends i’m heading straight to the bowling alley ordering a pizza and throwing strikes

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Guys will I like the ps5 if I haven’t seen the first four

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

It’s been 10 o’clock for three hours now

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

@tacobell what you have done is unacceptable and I will not forgive you.

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Sorry I didn’t recognize you at first, I had my mask on

[Blake Bell @_blake_hunter]

Salsa is tomato fruit salad, send tweet