wherearetheavocados

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

your girl ask you why you stop mid crack but it’s time for hydration break

[Newton @Biggnewton]

Endrick is the only available striker

Ancelotti:

[cleytu @cleytu]

Ancelotti, você prefere colocar o Endrick pra jogar ou convocar a rihanna pra seleção?

Ancelotti:

[🙂 @__Chunga__]

After reading Yan Diomande’s letter to his sister, I’ll be rooting for him for the rest of his career.

[Serafim @Serafim_zx]

“Se pisar no chão vai ter que colocar o Endrick no lugar do Raphinha”

Ancelotti:

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

“Ancelotti ¿qué prefieres enseñarle física cuántica a un mono o poner a Endrick de titular?”

Ancelotti:

[Jimmy McBride @jimmymcbride1]

Regardless off how it turned out at Man Utd no one & I mean no one, not even the lads own mum & dad can tell me that Anthony Gordon is a better footballer than Marcus Rashford #England

[joao taka @jtakaa_]

Se eu jogasse o futebol do Olise eu tambem nao falaria com ninguem

[Neymar Brasil @centralneybr]

Resolvendo o problema da Seleção Brasileira em 30 segundos. Vaza seus bagres… 🤣🤣

Copa do mundo 2026

[MattyFC @MattyFC__]

my wife is Ecuadorian but Amad Diallo is a Man United player. Celebrated and now I'm sleeping on the couch. this is United heritage.

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

My starboy scoring 90th minute winners are the World Cup while certain clubs have their starboys sleeping at home

THERE IS LEVELS TO THIS GAME

[Shekari!! @_prayz_]

From Marco Silva to Arbeloa, I know he’s not as experienced but what a move! Shows how serious we are as @FulhamFC 🤍

[wherearetheavocados @_blurryface89]

@_prayz_ @FulhamFC this is not the exciting move you think it is. but why argue when we can just wait

[wherearetheavocados @_blurryface89]

@_prayz_

[Shekari!! @_prayz_]

This wasn’t what we signed up for tbh😭

[AARONATION 👽 @AARONATION_M]

An American just called the hydration break "the end of first quarter".

[Shekari!! @_prayz_]

Kick is giving free jerseys with the sickest of designs when you stream😅, way to go!!🔥

[BIG AYO🔰 @47kasz]

As a single man renting a 2bedroom apartment, you are one generous act away from having an unwanted flatmate

You won’t understand it!!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

One year since we signed Matheus Cunha 🇧🇷✌️