𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊

It’s like my mother always said, “what the fuck is wrong with you?” Bri. 28. sorry for the mess. CMHC. Groomer of Dogs.

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

Ain’t nowhere I’d rather be

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

Jonathan, half awake: I have to tell you this I’ve been dreaming about it since we talked about it an hour ago

Me: babe we’ve literally been sleeping all night we haven’t spoken in the last hour

Jonathan: oh. Maybe I made that up, anyway…

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

How life feels when you have the same taste in antiques and oddities

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

@Wendys why don’t you just take the baked potato off the menu since your stores never have them/won’t make them EVERY TIME I order one??

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

If you ever use the words “I’m not an abuser” to defend your actions, you might be abusive.

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

“You could have anyone you want”
Yeah bro, that’s the problem

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

@11kmrn I’m a dog groomer. I work 4 days a week, make my own schedule, and don’t have to work with lots of other people

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

I’m in this tweet, and idk how I feel about it. Grade A yearner over here.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

my favorite type of ppl are the ones that are like “i’m gonna be a slut this summer!!!” but are physically incapable of being a slut. they try to be outside but just end up yearning for one person the entire summer

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

Me but with my lighters

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

Nobody tells you that a break up you initiated and wanted still feels lonely as hell

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

Thinking about the landlord I rented my dream apartment from in 2018 while I was in a heavy downward spiral. I think he may be a saint because that man did more for me than my parents. I hope Michael is doing well.

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

It makes me chuckle when people give me shit for having meetings in the ladies’ room when we’re out but like that’s where we have meetings at work because it’s the only room that we can hear each other over the dogs

[Mia K. @miakhalifa]

‘punk’ isn’t a studded belt and an aesthetic buzzword, people have lost all sight of the fact that it’s punk to care, it’s punk to be informed; in fact, being political is NECESSARY to be punk. The root of punk ideology is anti-establishment, anti-war, anti-white supremacy

[Pander 🇵🇸 @PanderShirts]

a 28 year old thinking a 22 year old is hot is not pedophilia for the love of god

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

@satanbabe666_ He also sent me a post of someone rehoming their Pom and said he would get it for me, like sir I don’t want shit for you except to be left alone

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

@satanbabe666_ Bro when you got her he was sending me pictures asking for grooming advice!!!

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

@satanbabe666_ I hate that he’s back here, I’m double taking constantly and warn everyone I can every chance I get.

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

@satanbabe666_ BLOWS MY MIND! I saw a video of him at a show a couple weeks ago and my blood started boiling.

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

I let my favorite client know about my step-dad’s passing and she checked to make sure I had taken some time off for myself and then brought me flowers and a sympathy card when she picked up 😭😭😭 half my clients are mad they had to reschedule

[𝕸𝖎𝖘𝖘 𝕭𝖊𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 @_blvcklistd]

Not only have I had two human deaths to process this week but also 2 dogs from work. Don’t ask me how I am because I genuinely couldn’t give you an answer.