ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman

my dreams are all dead and buried.. 04/30/20 #LLTS💚

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

people who call their mom a cunt

[Romeo @Romeeoohh]

Who the hell asked for this?

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

i’m officially cooking like the aunties omg

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

as a BLACK PERSON how could you endorse tr*mp and know part of one of his policies is to get rid of critical race theory???

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

all i’ve been doing is crying all fucking day.

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

i think it’s the funniest thing ever that my friends call me kk 😭

[Craig @40milliondollas]

Don’t invite me to yo crib if you know you doing silly shit like living on the 3rd floor with no elevator.

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

i want to fucking scream at the top of my lungs

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

i have got to leave virgo men ALONE

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

i want to get 666 tatted on me but i don’t want people thinking im devilish. it’s my life path number

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

you know black people —

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[makayla 🫗🩻 @iLoveVodka13x]

please my crush got a hotel room for us and i had to take a shit in the morning and this is what he said 💀 im so embarrassed

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

he was dissin in them songs what he saying now?

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

“All the caucasians to the back” 😭

[ur friendly neighborhood spiderwoman @_blvcklotus]

did i really just make pasta salad this late yes i did

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

my ex bestfriend and i have been divorced for like 7 months now and she just kicked me off her youtube premium so it’s only right i deleted her profile on netflix, hulu, paramount plus, hbomax and changed the password. nobody wins when the family feud.

[Connor @joannesbitch]

Me going home after making a fool of myself in the club

[Boochie is the Name @stoppfeenin]

LMFAOO I just know someone seen her and pulled out their phone to call 911. 😭