2004 kelly clarkson

chubby little loser

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

hey @FedExHelp can I slide into ur DMs i need some clarity and every time I call i get a different answer

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@hulu_support this is how your app has worked since the beginning of time don't lie to me and say you're investigating 😭

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

hey @hulu if ur gonna charge me $20 a month can u at least fix ur stupid app to not start every episode in a series 5 minutes from the end

[Kat Tenbarge is on Bluesky @kattenbarge]

“She doesn’t need a PR person, an attitude adjustment, or to shut up and sing. What she needs to do is exactly what she’s already been doing: Being honest” (read the rest of this sentence along with the whole piece by @Scaachi) https://t.co/ljTocJLQO0

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

every time I see a republican bitch about undocumented workers i want to put my former trump loving employer on blast for trying to find undocumented workers so he could save money (he is a millionaire)

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

coming back to twitter cause I'm spiraling and there's no one left on here to watch it happen

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

guys it turns out the best weightloss method is just taking care of a dying pet!! I've lost 6lbs this month from the stress alone!!

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@jimmyxanimal omg why are people being so ruthless in the replies ur speaking FACTS it's been so hard to watch her lately 🥲

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@musical_afro I bought a guitar years ago but have had no idea where to even start and your little how to play series inspired me to dust it off and learn how to play 🥹

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@beepbeepamanda I had a flight delayed in texas and immediately started looking for rental cars I was fully prepared to drive home to Colorado in an ice storm to avoid being in texas

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

we had centurylink install fiber internet at our house and when I tell u that shit is a SCAM I have never had worse internet in my life @CenturyLink yall will answer to god for these shenanigans 😭

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@wearehers girl in person is expensive!! I'm just gonna lie now but thnx 🩷

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

hey @wearehers u guys denied me but didn't say why is it because I'm bipolar? I'm willing to lie about my medical history let me know how to get my hands on that sweet sweet wellbutrin ty

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@nightlife_xo would sell my soul for u to come to denver 🥲

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

does anyone at spotify read books 15 hrs is like 1...maybe 1.5 books lol

[The Hill @thehill]

Spotify is adding a new audiobook-only subscription tier, the streaming service announced.

In a release, the company said, the new "Audiobooks Access Tier" would allow subscribers 15 hours of listening from its audiobooks catalog for $9.99 per month.

https://t.co/jKSgXCO1Bt

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

back to twitter because I need to scream into the void 2024 can suck my whole dick dude fuck this year

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

No one tells you how much of adulthood is bribing yourself with a little treat in order to stave off psychosis.

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

@UnassumingHat @Riot_Ashe @Casseygold1 @ribbcag3 watching you fight for your life in these replies is v funny please keep it up

[Kyle @godvfwine]

DGD is like “please forget about our rapist vocalist because we are playing Mothership in full”

[2004 kelly clarkson @_bnorm]

......why lol

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

This picture makes me so sad...