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[Kat @tatwina]

indirect “i love you” —— a thread.

[Tola @adetolaov]

You get an opportunity to interview a world-record holder who has had the best season of her career & is set to break even more records, and this is the headline & focus of your writing.

What a disgraceful use of journalism!

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

When your team concede 6 goals but this time it wasn’t your fault

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

Ronaldo’s bicycle kick and Ankara Messi is bigger than the whole NBA.

[Chiquito @AdaugoOsina]

😂😂😂😂😂

[ALLAN NYASH @AllanNyash]

MJ. Mjei

[Jimmy Salford @1Fubar]

Russia has already been cut off from CNN, Pornhub and Facebook. The US is now working on depriving Russians of MacDonalds and CocaCola. If they keep going with these sanctions, Russians will soon be among the healthiest, well adjusted and best informed people on the planet.

[Lisan al-Gabitch🪭 @Talibabe16]

*But you don't look Luo*
Sorry I forgot to spray my omena perfume

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

Moaning during 69 to AVOID doing my part 😂😂😂😂

[ցҽʍíղí @PinkkBlossom]

Dam man ghosted his fiancé on their wedding day cuz she had a bachelorette party and a video was sent to him from her sister of the male stripper having chocolate drip off his private part into her mouth lol ..

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

A girl i was in the talking stage with asked me the last time i had sex, i said 2 weeks ago and she said “Lol okay”. She blocked me everywhere.

[Av @aviv_lavi]

Can’t wait for Arsenal to overly celebrate a last minute deflected winner in front of Ruben Neves tonight 🙃

[Boniface @kilundeezy]

Kumbe lecturer anakula class rep 🤣

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

STORY THREAD

On Saturday, I sat next to a foul-mouthed lady who got embroiled in a filthy word exchange with the matatu driver and his touts. The matatu stopped at a bus stage along Limuru Road to pick her up after she flagged it down.

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Manchester United want to keep Jesse Lingard at the club. NO deal, NO chance. They’re not accepting Newcastle approaches, the position on club side is clear 🔴 #MUFC

Lingard’s disappointed as he wanted to go but club not open to negotiate with Newcastle or West Ham. #DeadlineDay

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Dele Alli to Everton, done deal and here we go! Full agreement reached with Tottenham, permanent move subject to medical in the next few hours. It’s done. 🔵🤝 #EFC

Frank Lampard wanted Dele after van de Beek - official announcement later today. #THFC

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

We didn't want her anyway

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Adama Traoré to Barcelona, done deal and here-we-go. Loan with buy option [not mandatory] for €30m plus bonuses. Barça will cover 100% of the salary until June. 🔵🔴 #FCB

Deal to be signed on Friday, as per @David_Ornstein.
Enhorabuena a @martinezferran @gerardromero @sport 🤝