Jake Grainger

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@emily_bg1 whaaaat?! For how long? :( no, I can't even make it back for Mayfair! Sob sob sob x

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@emily_bg1 weeee! Can't wait you old bag of hammers! Next Thursday?For my birthday?I'll be the one drinking 25 shots - you can hold me up 👍

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley jizzin over it

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley frame that shit

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley @BrezBarwise @DeanoSpagnetti @mattjgradley @nftwd jizz jizz

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley oh really? What phone? A 5er? You looking to sell your 4er? I know someone who may be in the market for one hmm? #wheeladeala

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley I'll be there in 5 mins ;)

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley i believe it's next Friday though non?

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley urgh. That's so gross. Happy valentines ;)

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley ps is the Stone on yet? May swing in for a half laterz ;)

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley you knowz it. Gonna get jizzy. You off for it?

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley @mattbeety @radiohead I really want be less lazy and update to iOS 7 to get it but don't think I can... What on earth is it?

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley @BrezBarwise @mattjgradley @DeanoSpagnetti @badshelley @nftwd @EllesBellsWood craft beer rising?

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley @BrezBarwise @mattjgradley @DeanoSpagnetti @badshelley @nftwd @EllesBellsWood what's beer?

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@oatsnbarley @Han_Wicks @BrezBarwise @lukelewis That's amazing

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I just texted a major “F.T.W.” Meme to my teen son Geoff !from my skateboard. He respects me & we’re best friends’

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

I make sure to always have a respectable gut because my penis appears too startlingly large under “6-pack abs.”

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@nftwd you give me softwood

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@nftwd @oatsnbarley #sexythreeway

[Jake Grainger @_bobbysparkles]

@nftwd @oatsnbarley you just got double teamed.