Diablita

[Diablita @_bokchoybitch]

All I know is that I pay my own bills and that’s the only person I’ll be listening too

[6’1 🫯 @Jairritoo]

Y'all be freaky as hell with no primary care physician ion like that

[kiki🌸 @kikii055]

unfortunately, my attraction is directly tied to how eager a man is to make my life easier.

[liz🧚 @Lizformee]

I’m attracted to men who know how to HANDLE SHIT. Make the call. Find the reservation. Fix the problem. Figure it out. 😮‍💨

[Evelyn @EvelyndefnotEve]

& As a man, your job is to make sure I don’t need another man for anything

[Caber’s Mohawk @CabersMohawk]

Yorkdale gotta be a money laundering front cause even on a busy Saturday 3/4 of these stores got zero customers.

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

anytime a man communicates properly,i know somebody else suffered for that character development

[` @schiz04renic]

nobody can make me jealous about a man i was miserable with, especially not another girl

[Zoya @Zoyag9fc]

Men really love convincing single women that being single is some kind of punishment. Honey, the most miserable I’ve ever been? A man was involved every single time.

[S. @sagelovebars]

Ngl working out 4-5x a week + trying to get 10k steps a day + eating clean even on the weekends feels like you’re in the marine corps

[Kaliyah C. @youngholy_k]

My girl cousin found a video in her sons phone of him throwing up gang signs , she took his phone & made him take up sign language classes for the whole summer since she said he wanna talk with his hands , that’s my type of carrying on .

[The Mining Guy. 👷🏾‍♂️ @TheMiningGuySA]

As an adult you literally have 37 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience. 😭

[Q Dot @mrquerich]

Need to hear a, “hollaaayyy, whoooze dat?!” On Love is Blind Canada pls

[RΞΞZUS @ReciRich]

Fashion niggas act like Pharrell is the blueprint when it’s really Kelis

[draLly 🐾 @_NYVKU7]

Edibles are only fun at 10mgs. I have NO clue how anyone does more than that.

[D🪿 @Devsthetix]

Stop letting people with no routine ruin yours.

Go to the gym.

[Kyle @KYLEWILDFERN]

The cancellation of Zoey 101 made me pro abortion

[𝐘𝐯𝐞𝐬 @thenayvuiiiton]

Getting older is crazy. One wrong pillow angle and your neck is disabled for the entire week. 😭.

[Sola 🇨🇦 @SolaTheAnalyst]

Crawling back to Toronto eight months after fleeing to Alberta because you realized cheap rent doesn't fix a 40-minute drive to buy milk 💀

[👸 @escapetomarss_]

once a man turns you into a detective,that’s when you know it’s time to leave him

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

girls will see a picture of themselves from the lowest moment of their life and be like “omg I was so skinny…”