Michele MacIntosh

I’m not for everyone.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

[Sterling K Brown @SterlingKBrown]

William Hill as played by #RonCephasJones Go with God. 🙏🏿 #ThisIsUs

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

It's all fun and games until someone has to stop and poop in the woods #wipingwithleaves

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

In Photos: The Snow Moon Lunar Eclipse & Comet 45P Close Encounter https://t.co/tXdfCJvfSF

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

"America, we're in for at least four years of awful hair" #ItsA10

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

But how am I supposed to wait until Halloween, Netflix? 😩 #StrangerThingsSeason2

[ADWEEK @Adweek]

Katy Perry couldn't synchronize two sharks at the #SuperBowl.

#LadyGaga synchronized with her dancers, her crowd AND Albert Einstein.

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

MR. CLEAN FOR THE WIN

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Been awhile since I enjoyed a halftime show but @ladygaga killed it. She is incredibly talented #weirdosunite

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

YASSSSS Christopher Walken #baibai

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

No #wooguy this year which makes it substantially easier listening than last year

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

@_Tilli_Vanilli thanks, I will let my friend know

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Ok to eat dip and not actually watch the super bowl? Asking for a friend

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Husband just informed me that Bert & Ernie are not brothers but just BFFs and subsequently crushed my whole childhood

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Avatar 2: Filming to start now that Avatar 5 has finished being written https://t.co/NnfJg66NTg

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Milo: how old will Cody be when I'm 23?
Me: 30
Milo: gosh, I bet he'll be in heaven by then.

I'm 34. #knockingondeathsdoor

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Teens think their parents poofed into existence at the same time they did. Yesterday mine was astonished to learn I knew who Hulk Hogan was

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Check out Tinker Crate by @kiwicrate! Hands-on science & engineering activities to get kids 9-16+ excited about STEM https://t.co/N4dvAu0kzP

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

@ThomasRB83 I'll come punch your back for cookies if it's alright with @SaraByr00101600 bc I'll do just about anything for cookies

[Michele MacIntosh @_bombSHEL_]

Chrissy Metz: "When I Booked 'This Is Us' I Had 81 Cents in My Bank Account" https://t.co/o1rCh8aQew via @glamourmag