🚨 BREAKING: France players reportedly explain the reasons behind their loss to Ivory Coast.
Tensions inside the French camp are said to have emerged after multiple players realised mid-match they were technically being pressed by cousins, uncles, family friends, and at least one man who attended their parents’ wedding.
Kylian Mbappé addressed the defeat after the game.
“It was difficult emotionally,” he explained.
“At one point I dribbled past a defender and my mother texted me asking why I was disrespecting the family.”
Sources say the atmosphere became increasingly complicated as the match progressed.
One French player allegedly stopped a counterattack after recognising the opposition midfielder from a childhood barbecue in Marseille.
Meanwhile, Didier Deschamps rejected suggestions France underestimated Ivory Coast.
“Absolutely not,” he insisted.
“We simply struggled tactically against a team containing several players our scouts originally described as ‘future French internationals.’”
The manager also admitted communication became difficult during heated moments.
“At one point both benches were shouting in French.”
“Even the arguments had accents from Paris.”
Several France players reportedly requested DNA tests at half-time “just to make sure.”
Others are said to have become suspicious after hearing Ivory Coast players use the exact same insults their fathers use during family football matches.
One defender allegedly froze completely after being nutmegged by an opponent who then asked:
“How is your auntie?”
Mbappé later defended the team’s performance.
“People must understand this was not a normal international match,” he explained.
“This was basically a very aggressive family reunion.”
Source: Trust Me.
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