Jerry_d

if I’m not here I’m somewhere else

[Jerry_d @_bottomwaffle]

Had someone tell me my butt looked big in some pants I just bought. I said thank you. They said it wasn’t a compliment…how is that NOT a compliment?!?

[Jerry_d @_bottomwaffle]

How did I think I was straight while also full voice singing Motivation by Kelly Rowland

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I remember when Drivers License came out. I smoked and got stuck in a loop

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Part of me don’t wanna be round nobody & part of me need somebody

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All this ass and no one to hold it...damn

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Sad feelings playlist hitting extra hard today. Send help
#maydaymayday #sos

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Found out it’s 69...Ariana really had me confused asf for monthss

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I’m so confuzzled...what does 34+35 mean in Ariana’s song?

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My feelings have changed about this

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I would like to add bussy to that list. My eyes cross whenever I hear it. Not the good eye crossing either.

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Thinking about the time I told my old boss I was listening to Hunter Hayes and he laughed, looked at me, and said his 13 year old daughter does too

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Give me winter already because these mosquitoes are not playing rn
#bitthefuckup

[Jerry_d @_bottomwaffle]

I’ve never finished a Pokédex...ever. Not one. I finished the story and was done. Even erased my progress and started over but never completed a Pokédex.

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I’m trying to scam a scammer and this dude goes...
“You’re stressing me...”
I wouldn’t be stressing you out if you weren’t trying to stress me out

[Jerry_d @_bottomwaffle]

If we chilling and you see me click Twitter close ya eyes. Just gotta make sure I’m on the right account first

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Went and bought a PS4 and now all I do is watch movies on it

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Haven’t been able to smoke the past 3 days so I’ve been watching conspiracy theories about random things on YouTube

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@TempurPedic if your company needs someone to test your mattresses, let me know. I’ve got some experience lying in bed

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At random moments in my life I remember the little girl from Fullmetal Alchemist and I get depressed

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I’ve been living in my hometown for all of my life but don’t ask me for directions to anywhere here because I don’t know #lostasfuckeverywhereigo

[Jerry_d @_bottomwaffle]

I need to win the lotto NEEOOOW!!