Boxed Wine

Just a laid back dude that likes to show my dick when I get bored 😜... 👻: hordekilla

[Boxed Wine @_boxedwine_]

@GaymerDlck Need some help milking him? 😏

[Joe @josephirvinn]

I quit my corporate job in March to focus full time on Houston real estate but I am struggling to gain clientele. If you can connect me to your friends & family buying in the Houston market (Harris, Fort Bend, Montgomery County), thank you for supporting my brand and business.

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

"We regret to inform you"

You will regret you informed me 😭

[T!🎀 @jesu__tofunmii]

how it feels to say "okay" instead of arguing

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

If you got a hoodie on, TAKE IT OFF!

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

“The Airport” coming to Tubi later this year! Not a mockumentary, but it’s going to be funny af and we had a ball making it!! 🫶🏾

[OSIRIS ASSAD @Osirisassad]

ngl i lowkey love when people start to notice they chose the wrong side🤣😂😂😂

[Boxed Wine @_boxedwine_]

@offthewallbby Somebody was eating that butt and signing an NDA driving one of his cars like beauty in black and I love that for him

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Robots cleaning rivers > robots writing screenplays

[ɴᴀᴅɪ.🎀༘ @luvblessingz]

Moved closer to work … been late everyday since 🫣

[aka @akafaceUS]

What I’ve learned is that to make doctor money, you must provide services to doctors.

[Financial Physics @FinancialPhys]

The technicals of Project Mayhem… well explained using worthless USD for example

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[𝗚𝗜𝗡𝗔 @GinaViews]

How you talking out yo neck when I know how ya nigga neck work?!!!!!!

[Boxed Wine @_boxedwine_]

@TheBigMeatMan 🔥🔥 need!

[Blackish Press @blackishpress]

“You got to earn your stripes.” - Jill Scott talks about her unusual encounter with Aretha Franklin and the lesson she learned from it.

“Aretha Franklin sent me to get her two hot dogs with cooked onions and mustard. And I went. I think I had the number one album in the country at that time. And I went to the corner and I got those hot dogs and I brought them back. And, you know, just wait. I don't think she ate them. - And the lesson she learned from that day: - Well, I would, one, say be nicer to people, but two, you got to earn your stripes. Then I was like, you know, I wanted her to be nicer to me, to embrace me, to tell me that, you know, give me some advice and hold my hand a little bit. But that's not what happened. And now I'm in it. I am that woman to a certain degree. And now I just have a task for you. I want to see what you're going to do. Don't waste it. Don't waste my time. Don't waste your time. It's too valuable. And I like this. This is the auntie portion. She's a little tougher. And I like that part. This is good for me. It's good for you, too, if you want it”.

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[𝚃𝙷𝙺 @Thehorrorkid]

Megan Thee Stallion and Nickelback team up for a remix of How You Remind Me for Cheetos Flamin’ Hot Dill Pickle