cal

just sorta a guy. art stuff. (he/him)

[cal @_boxsocial]

aesop rock john darnielle gareth david paisley yoni wolf rody walker andy hull mitski casey crescenzo little simz

[cal @_boxsocial]

every year i ignore emails from my accountant for as long as i can stand it before i feel physically sick with guilt and every year it takes me about 20-30 minutes to collate and send my tax documents.

[christopher macarthur-boyd - SCARY TIMES '24 TOUR @macarthurboyd]

437 days cig-free… i would rip an old man’s eyes out to sit on a low brick wall, tan the boost in a oner and then luxuriously blast two single marlboro golds over the course of 45 minutes

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

the exorcist (2024)

[ethan @ethanjuiced]

i must be julian casablancas the way the strokes got her asking is this it

[cal @_boxsocial]

HAHA THE FUNNY AI IMAGE GENERATOR IS MAKING ME PICTURES OF GUNS!! DONALD TRUMP IS THERE!! I'M NOT DOING FREE ADVERTISING FOR ELON MUSK RIGHT NOW OR DESTROYING THE PLANET! HA HA!

[cal @_boxsocial]

me picking my kid up from nursery with the finger painting she did that day

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

This is what twitter feels like

[cal @_boxsocial]

can anyone tell me what arcane ritual i need to do to make contractors reply to me please. i don't know how to do electrics!! i don't know how to fit a bathroom!!!! please let me give u money !!!!!!!!

[cal @_boxsocial]

finally got around to playing SIFU (thank u @samuraiJamie for the code) and holy MOLY what a game. made it to the second boss on my first run and could've kept going for a few more hours.

[cal @_boxsocial]

@Manikkai1 mate less than a fiver for richmond superkings you wouldn't be able to stop me

[cal @_boxsocial]

we used to be a country

[Great British Getty Images @shitbritishpics]

A small corner shop displays alcohol and cigarettes for sale near Leatherhead in England (2008)

[cal @_boxsocial]

anyone got eight hundred quid going spare so i can buy this togo dupe i've been lusting over for months?

[cal @_boxsocial]

@FizzyJoose Happy anniversary!!

[cal @_boxsocial]

fixed a toilet and bought a power drill. plain white new balances and calf socks just appeared on my feet.

[cal @_boxsocial]

moved into a house with patio doors. less than one week to forget i'd left it closed and walked full speed into it face first 👈👈🙂‍↔️

[Erica Android @Lunamatic_]

“I have adhd so i can use the R word” okay cool, you can also not use it if you want. I can also not hang out with you if that works better for you

[cal @_boxsocial]

i'm looking forward to getting the internet hooked up in the new place on tuesday. weirdly normal life when i can't look at twitter all day, not many freaks. makes me uncomfortable.

[cal @_boxsocial]

@NicolasPierce1 @Glenn__Kenny oh for sure, not even arguing how good he would've been working with Haynes.

[cal @_boxsocial]

jump scare when u see what movie they're calling a "boomer brained piece of shit" lmao

[Janice 🇵🇸 @PunishedLibrary]

bro calls Oppenheimer tik tok brained and immediately turns on the most boomer brained piece of shit movie ever