ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔

Hawaiʻi born & raised. Trojan for life #fighton ✌🏽. エセFoodie。とんでもない面倒くさがり屋。🇯🇵×🇵🇭＝🇺🇸

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

Omfg Japanese ppl need to take it easy with the shorthand. My General Manager set a meeting in my Google Calendar for a “ブレスト会議” and I was like wtf Boobie Meeting?!?

TIL ブレスト is short for ブレーンストーミング 🧠⛈

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@mrmikeMTL Frog in middle school science class. Fetal pig in Freshman year Biology.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@DCCAHawaii
Deceptive Advertising Practices

HRS §480-2
HRS §708-871

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@DonQuijoteHI Fucking false advertising. Tried to use this on 7/1 at 00:45 and was told that the coupon is not good until 3am. Then fucking write that on your sign you fucking scammers.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@DonQuijoteHI Fucking false advertising. Tried to use this on 7/1 at 00:45 and was told that the coupon is not good until 3am. Then fucking write that on your sign you fucking scammers.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@bunburyoudoujp It’s not the rules themselves, per se, but the way they are often weaponized specifically against foreigners. I was the only gaijin living in my apartment building and every time ANYONE in the building didn’t separate their garbage correctly, I got a personal, targeted warning 🙄

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

Why do Japanese taxi drivers always ask me which way to go or which turn to take?? Idfk isn’t that YOUR job? 🥲

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@Red_Mage23 wAi iZ iNgLiSh SpElLeD tHaT wEi??? 🥴

[Girls und Pantsu @ProfPantsu]

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

[tagame＠沼の底から @tagame]

アメリカ人が「ヤンキーって世界のだいたいの国ではアメリカ人のことだよ」
ってツイートしてた。

ごめん。
日本だけ勝手にヤンキーを違う意味で使ってて。

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

どんなに仲が良くても、何気ない一言で一瞬にしてその人の価値観を疑ってしまうことってある。人間関係ってムズいな🙃

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Dear @apple,
I don’t know what is going on with your damn keyboard, but I have NEVER in the 19 years of owning iPhones, had to backspace, retype, start over, correct words as much as I am now! And what happened to autocorrect!? Is that not a thing anymore? Please fix this!

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@TR46067956 @Capito_Nihongo Don’t worry, new X is delivering the message loud and clear in English 😉

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

Applied for an expedited replacement passport afraid that it wouldn’t come in time for my trip on June 1st. But it was delivered in 11 CALENDAR days?! Whoever’s running the passport office is doing something right 🫶🏻💗 @StateDept

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

Sounds about Hwite 🙄

[Ryan Underhill @theryanunderhil]

@_bradramos @kaeruZangyo Eg, Alaska and Hawaii became states on the very same day, in alphabetical order. There was never an official 49 star US flag. It went from 48 to 50.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@theryanunderhil @kaeruZangyo On January 3, 1959, President Eisenhower issued Executive Order 10798 establishing the design of the 49-star flag. On August 21, 1959, President Eisenhower issued Executive Order 10834 establishing the design of the 50-star flag.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@theryanunderhil @kaeruZangyo Not sure where you got that completely made up factoid from, but Alaska became the 49th state on January 3, 1959, and Hawaiʻi became the 50th state on August 21, 1959 by two completely separate acts of Congress more than 7 months apart.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

Unpopular Opinion: Japanese plum blossoms are so much prettier than cherry blossoms.

[ぶらっどᜇ̵ᜋᜓᜐ᜔ @_bradramos]

@rosetheglitchh @Dolfijnmanjohns I don’t actually use it in real life, but my late 20s black woman coworker says it all the time and it just seemed to fit here 🤣

[Daniel Kaihatsu (開発 妥仁得) @KaihatsuYT]

New favourite clip from Japanese news just dropped