THEY SHOULD PUT ME ON JEPARDY I DONT KNOW ANY THING ABOUT THAT LIBARAL EGG HEAD SHIT BUT I CAN IDENTAFY THE DIFFARENCES BETWEEN A MOUNTIN DEW FROM OZZIES AND A MOUNTIN DEW FROM THE ZAHNS CORNER CARRYOUT
JOKES ON THE PERVERTS INSIDE MY VACINE MICRO CHIP WHO WANTED TO GET OFF ON ME AND BARB DOING THE DIRTY THE LAST TIME SHE LET ME HIT IT WITH THE LIGHTS ON THEIR WAS A SNAPPY TOMATOS IN PIKETON
DEMOCRATS CONFUSE ME WHY WOULD YOU VOTE FOR SOME STUCKUP BIG CITY ELITE THATS NEVER WORKED A DAY IN THEIR LIFES IF HE WASNT SO BUSY I COULD SEE MR TRUMP WATCHING THE DERBY TONIGHT AND THEN BURNING RITCHIES DOWN TILL LAST CALL THATS WHAT I LOVE ABOUT HIM