ｂｒａｎｄｉ✨

idk what im doing tbh

[Did Joe Biden Die Today? @DidJoeBidenDie]

No

[westerosies @westerosies]

“Attack, Meleys” #HouseOfTheDragon

[xia yizhou enby twinwife @jujutsukun]

“WHERE IS THE GOJO BOOTY BUTT NAKED HOLOGRAM?”

[ｂｒａｎｄｉ✨ @_brandilee]

@dirt_emperor is the worst streamer i know

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

16 hours of honk shoo honk shoo mimimi behavior would fix me

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

only thing i’m serving this thanksgiving is cunt

[Ba Sing Se @BaSingSeUpdate]

Texas is banned from Ba Sing Se.

[Brady Nunn @BradyNunn30]

Greg Abbott can’t even stand up for himself what makes you think he’ll stand up for Texans

[Blizzy @blizzy_mcguire]

the SSRI in my brain

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i’ve been in london for 45 minutes and peppa pig just came up to me in the street and called me a faggot. wow

[Rare @stfuayen]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now I've gotta wash everything

[madison (top 0.1% on sudoku) @madsmotionless]

BREAKING NEWS: Queen Elizabeth does a kick flip and yells “SIKE BITCHES”. Prince Charles dies from sadness knowing he’ll never have the crown

[PRIMA PISCES @Tekiylaaa]

I think it’s interesting that so many takes are “stop having sex” did y’all forget what men do to us when we say no and they don’t like it???

[ｂｒａｎｄｉ✨ @_brandilee]

corporate is here and i look disgusting :)

[Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini]

having a crush has cured my depression! now it’s anxiety’s time to shine