Pravine Korir

[Osama Bin Laden @Osama254_]

God hukam through matime zingine hadi unashangaa.

[Shiku🌼 @shikumungai_]

Hii ni ile week ya banks kutupatia sweets kwa banking halls pretending they've been giving us good service the entire year.
Happy customer service week!

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

For young people that are 18-40, my advice is that you avoid Forex and gambling.

It has an almost 90% fail rate.

Focus on getting a skill. If you master a skill any skill at all, you are set apart from your peers and you will be made for life.

Think about it.

[Moses Rudende @rudende]

Adulting is being up before 6am on a Saturday for no apparent reason.

[PINKMAN @mrpinkman55]

Corporate baddies wanatembea kutoka upperhill hadi town kusave 30 bob

[Ravv @Kimuwont]

I had a Job interview today and the manager said.." We are looking for someone very responsible " I told Him. " Well am your Man. In my last job whenever something went wrong,they said am responsible.

[CyberRanger @CyberRanger_NNN]

A boda will do this even when the approach ing vehicle is doing 80-100Kph. If you hoot, atakurushia mkono.

[????°💀 @iamennoh]

City girls 20 minutes after you lose your job.

[Venesal @VenesalL36653]

@Arap_Nyasikera @wnyakera is a joker and opportunist. He has even abandoned his Farmers party hoping to ride on Wamunyoro tribal wave. A man whose own hotels has the highest employee turnover claims to be Messiah of Nairobi.

[kipruto @KiprutToo]

Ile siku Sudanese Nationals wako Kapsoya watapewa power to vote... We'll have a Sudanese governor in Uasingishu.

[Onyango Okello Oloo. @calvinokello4]

President William Ruto has his strongholds locked in, and where he is not assured of votes, he has made it his mission to divide them.

Kalenjin Nation - No dissidents, no counter political parties. No divergent opinion. Ruto has it locked.

Luo Nation - Suicidal to oppose Raila. So Ruto has it locked.

Coast - All powerful leaders from the Coast led by Joho, Mvurya, Hassan Omar, Aisha Jumwa and the rest have locked it in for Ruto.

In regions perceived to be hostile to him, Ruto has ensured they do not speak with one voice.

Mt. Kenya - Uhuru Kenyatta vs Rigathi Gachagua vs Ndindi Nyoro. All fighting for supremacy.

Western Kenya - Wetangula and Mudavadi vs Natembeya vs Oparanya everyone believes they are king.

My point is that Ruto has secured his votes. He has a head start. He is sure of what he has. He is now on a charm offensive of what he does not have.

Opposition politicians will first have to deal with rebellions at home before wooing others. Ruto is ahead.

[Kipsambu Tigentiony @KipsambuT]

Did you know that there’s a provision in law which permits a woman to conduct searches on a man as a security procedure but the same provision denies a man to conduct searches on women.Kila siku nawaambia wimen ni madimoni hamskii

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

I don't support that narrative of circumcising small bois. Circumcision inafaa kuwa transition from childhood to adulthood, unatahiri mtoi but still anaoshwa nje na mamake?

[MSee MSima @mseemsima]

I know Fanta Orange isn't made from oranges, I just don't know how to prove it.

[H.E.Njoroge Muchiri DG Nairobi @JNjorogeMuchiri]

It was an honor to join the fraternity of DTB Kenya during the opening of a new branch in Kilimani -Nairobi today.

This investment is a clear testimony of the bank’s positive outlook on our economy.

[H.E.Njoroge Muchiri DG Nairobi @JNjorogeMuchiri]

Today, I presided over an inspiring graduation ceremony at the Kenya College of Interior Design, a testament to unwavering commitment of empowering our young visionaries.

The graduands creativity and dedication have transformed spaces and elevated the art of design reflecting the vibrant spirit of Kenya's youth. This milestone is not just a celebration of their achievement but a shining example of how we nurture and empower young talents in shaping a brighter future. May their innovative designs continue to inspire and redefine possibilities.

[TeeBag🇰🇪 @tii_bag]

For anyone going through a heartbreak, yes kidole sambusa. You deserve it. Ulituona mafala tukibaki single

[𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇 @254_icon]

Kumbe jalas' campaign was funded by Scammers,he now owes them alot,they control him, sidhani kunakuanga na njia ya kujitoa kwa such scenerios