breadman

fan of the worst teams in sports + random life tweets that make you think

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Locked myself out of my own house today

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Theo Von movie and twisted teas

[breadman @_breadisgood]

6th trip to Home Depot in 2 days

[breadman @_breadisgood]

My pickle shirt smells like poop

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Smells like pee on this highway

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Don’t be the albino kangaroo

[breadman @_breadisgood]

When you order uber eats in the uber home and the uber eats driver is dropping off your food as you’re getting dropped off >>>

[breadman @_breadisgood]

You’re smart you have a good job just be yourself you’re a frickin prince

[ChuckMets @ccollette12]

Not even close blue what are you looking at

[breadman @_breadisgood]

I gave up vegetables for lent

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Girl asked me the last time I cried and I told her when the Mets won the NLCS, she asked what sport is that and I left the premises #lfgm

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Car smells like hoagie

[breadman @_breadisgood]

It’s got a bush what the hell

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Second attempt jean crotch patch

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Burrata now

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Fish tank and higher by creed

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Bacon on a fork

[breadman @_breadisgood]

Tasty ghosts #banana

[breadman @_breadisgood]

I’ve never smelled this smell before #smelly