boob radley

skrippa | | ex-habitual partier | | jailbird | | she/her | | I’m fucking crazy, but I’m free

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

There is something so funny and ironic to me about my Deaf friends trying to get me to sing karaoke right now…

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

It’s gonna take everything in my power not to buy an overpriced vape in center city tonight

[Devon Hardware’s Wife @thatfrood]

i like how for a certain set of millennial women “go piss girl” has become an automatic polite social response in the vein of saying “bless you” but for peeing

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

God I cannot wait to be in Mexico with my friends for my birthdayyyy. I joined a Facebook group for the resort we’re staying at (because I am middle-aged at heart) and it’s making me so antsy to be there

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

We have another friend joining us on vacation after I already booked it and the lady I talked to yesterday was trying to charge an outrageous amount to add one person. The lady I talked to today honored my original pricing and it’s going to end up a little cheaper💞💞
HBD TO ME!!

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

Can’t believe my dumb ass decided to move right after I get back from my birthday trip. It’s only down the hall, but im gonna have to have everything packed before I leave. I fear I may have girl bossed too close to the sun.

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

But I did stop going there shortly after that and was unmedicated until my mid 20s. I was maybe like 17 or 18 when this happened? And if you read the practice’s google reviews everyone complains about what a bitch the front desk lady was…. in a damn behavioral health office

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

I freaked out at my psychiatrist’s office over this once and was beefing with the receptionist and my psych tried to put me on blood pressure meds because I was irate and I’m like YOURE THE REASON MY BLOOD PRESSURE IS ELEVATED

[ᴀꜱʜ ᴅᴜᴘʀᴇᴇ @WrecklessLove]

Sitting here as proof that doctors aren't running late because earlier patients were late. I'm the first patient on my doctors schedule and have been sitting here waiting on her ass since 8:40. She's nowhere in sight 😐

[sim @douwuata]

a lot of tips for executive dysfunction are like “pretend the hat man is pointing a gun at you” “put your clock 15 minutes ahead”and i don’t understand how are these tricks supposed to work because maybe i’m simply too.. aware?

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

Nothing like walking through a park with Merlin ID on and seeing how many birds you can spot

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

Having a lot of feelings about it

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

Thinking of going to work at the strippie tonight because I gotta stop in to get something anyway. But I haven’t been up there since my friend passed away and I feel so sad just thinking about going there

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

I haven’t bought a new vape in weeks bc I’m trying to quit but I’ve lowkey just been hitting old ones and I’m about to cave and just go fucking buy one.
I’ve been trying to use cigarettes to quit bc I hate them but it’s not working. I hate them too bad and I love vaping too much

[✮ راينر براون @dondawastaken]

Never forget that you are the main data center. Drink water, and consume as much literature as possible.

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

Literally the only reason I ever have the desire to have a partner is so I can live in a beautiful apartment with expensive rent that I couldn’t afford alone

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

Going to drive my car 40 minutes from my house and spend the day at my sister’s just to get my car inspected because I trust this mechanic and don’t wanna find a new one that I trust💞💞 (I literally live right next to a full service mechanic)

[໊ @soysabil]

and for the lady, perhaps a love so pure?

[boob radley @_breckfast_]

I’d watched a lot of beach sunsets in California and when I moved to the East Coast I tried to go enjoy a beach sunset and had to come to the realization that I’m a fucking idiot

[josé @soberseas]

People in California sometimes go to the beach to watch the sunrise but the sun rises in the east and then they get upset

[dr. local angry blk man @afropessimistic]

Students see no issue using AI to complete their assignment because they have been conditioned to treat schooling as a means to a capitalist end and not a tool for acquiring knowledge. The proliferation of AI is just making this very explicit for those who didn’t already know.

[Georgia Coley @artwithinpod]

the pope wrote a 42,000 word manifesto declaring war on AI. we are so freaking back.