It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!
Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.
He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.
My 2 yo daughter watched the Super Bowl halftime show. She’s now a stripper and selling pictures of her feet online. She’s supporting the entire family and we’ve never been more proud.
Maury: You are ... NOT the father
Man: *jumping around* F*bleep* YEAH! F*bleep* YOU! LETS GO!
Woman: *in tears crying*
7 y/o me sick at home: this is good
i apply for my grad program in less then 2 weeks 😳😳😳 i am blown away that the time has come and even more proud of myself for all my hard work so far 🥳
@Lauren3Kv right! up there like “im sorry” it was a 5 second inconvenience. he was obviously embarrassed, why wouldn’t she just say “nah it’s all good, you’re fine. i was only distracted cause i was bout to start dancing” something to diffuse it, ignorant ass grown ass adults